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White racist jokes.

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Not many of these floating around.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
“I forgive youâ€
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i only can think of one

hundreds of white men chasing one black man
today they call it formula 1 (Lewis.H)
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haha nice
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Post by Chicago »

lol yea u dont see many racist white jokes. Imma brother but them black jokes do be funny though

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Chicago wrote:lol yea u dont see many racist white jokes. Imma brother but them black jokes do be funny though
Lol i Wish There Were More Black People Like u Then.





























u Damn Car Thief.
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Post by Chicago »

lol!!!!!!


Like this joke is funny:

What do you say when you see your t.v. floating in the middle of the night?




Stop right there, nigger

lol

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[font=Comic Sans MS]I think Chicago is going to fit in very well here at Fight Club. Lol.[/font]
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i heard dat floatin tv one awhile back...i used to tell it...lol...shits funny as hell...
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Post by complexity »

A white, racist, joke.

That's domino
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HA.
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complexity wrote:A white, racist, joke.

That's domino
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Why do black people only have nightmares...?






....Because we shot the only one who had a dream.
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i Heard That Joke Somewhere The Other Day And Lol'd.
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why do black people like basketball so god damn much?!



because it involves running, shooting, and stealing,
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[font=Comic Sans MS]How do you get a black guy to wear a condom?

Put a Nike logo on it

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

60. 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 55 in the ashtray.

What do you use to blind fold an Asian?

Dental Floss

What do you call a group of old blacks in a shed?

Antique Farm Equipment.

Here's my favorite racist joke ever, lol.

A young black baby died. He went up to Heaven and he was flying around with his angel wings. He finds god and says "Look God, I'm an Angel!". God says "No, you stupid nigger, you're a BAT!".[/font]
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