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White racist jokes.
Not many of these floating around.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
“I forgive youâ€
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
“I forgive youâ€

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i only can think of one
hundreds of white men chasing one black man
today they call it formula 1 (Lewis.H)
hundreds of white men chasing one black man
today they call it formula 1 (Lewis.H)
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect
!!ILLEST MINDS!!
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect
!!ILLEST MINDS!!

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i heard dat floatin tv one awhile back...i used to tell it...lol...shits funny as hell...


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[font=Comic Sans MS]How do you get a black guy to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
60. 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 55 in the ashtray.
What do you use to blind fold an Asian?
Dental Floss
What do you call a group of old blacks in a shed?
Antique Farm Equipment.
Here's my favorite racist joke ever, lol.
A young black baby died. He went up to Heaven and he was flying around with his angel wings. He finds god and says "Look God, I'm an Angel!". God says "No, you stupid nigger, you're a BAT!".[/font]
Put a Nike logo on it
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
60. 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 55 in the ashtray.
What do you use to blind fold an Asian?
Dental Floss
What do you call a group of old blacks in a shed?
Antique Farm Equipment.
Here's my favorite racist joke ever, lol.
A young black baby died. He went up to Heaven and he was flying around with his angel wings. He finds god and says "Look God, I'm an Angel!". God says "No, you stupid nigger, you're a BAT!".[/font]

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