2012, end of the world

[Newsince]

saw this on another forum. Anyone able to be Serious shit for a Minute.


1. Mayan Calendar


The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms



Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says...

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano



Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches

[MesaR]

why the fuck would you tell us this for?

[Kurse]

The world doesn't end until i say it does.

Now put that in your mayan-scientist pipe and smoke it!

[Subsist]

If all those facts were actually true then we in deep shit lol.

[Cee4]

shit i need to speed up work on my spaceship

[DressToKill]

This is terrifying haha..Il be moved out with my girl probably still in Uni having a good life and this shit is gonna go down?Fuck off..

[LadySam]

If that shit can be proven without a doubt, im dropping outta uni and travelling before its too late. ha!

[*.HarleQuin.*]

i believe that they mean sun periods and its the end of Pisces era
were moving to Aquarius, i mean hell no one even knows why we
put here to begin with, how do they know when its gonna end

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/main.htm
^^^at about 24 mintues it talks about what i was saying

when ppl have time you should watch the whole movie, ull be enlightened
even if at the end u dont believe the facts, ull see a different
perspective..

ps. it starts off in black with a guy talkin, yes thats a part of the movie

[complexity]

I'll bet you 5,000 dollars in the earth doesn't end in 2012?

Dare to take the bet?

[HKX]

Plex I think u meant IF not IN lol yo I say fuck it if da world ends it ends plus shit is already over n e wayz gas prices r retarted right now think bout it people <^>!_!<^>.... <^> >_< <^>

[Dead Silence]

lol tru. and if these shits were tru u think that the world would be doing something about it? or atleast trying?

[8th]

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

Lies and slander! The globe is warming because of "man made global warming." Al Goreleone and his band of enviromental gangsters said it, so it must be true.

[Haz]

Yo...

Plex ...
i'll Bet U 50 Dollar's Deal.. Deal..

[Haz]

LMAO^ My Nigga

[Viral]

ive known bout all of this..its on history n discovery channel...only thing u forgot is the supposed super meteor thats flying towards earth dats supposedly gonna hit us in 2012...n some guy apperently invented a machine that they could put into space to knock it off course so it wont hit the earth....theres so much shit said about it all...i could careless...in the end...wait till 2012...if it happens...well..ull be too busy dieing to know wats goin on...