Pre-Awards 2008

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Can I nominate myself?

YES, please do.

Why do them so early into the year?

In 15 days, we will be half way through 2008 people. Doesn't time fly?

Why not add every emcee to every category?

Because that's being trivial, if you have a nominee you want to vote for simply request they be added to the list. The person will have plenty of time to get the votes and capture the lead.

What do winners get?

Prestige?

I didn't win an award, am I pathetic?

Nah, some people are just more obvious, you still might deserve a few of these awards. You should work on changing your presentation to make it more appealing and flamboyant to the masses.

Will people able to see that I won this award?

If they browse back through the threads, but the winners will not be posted in old school classics until the end of the year. Giving everybody plenty of time to pick a couple categories and win them.

Why are people haters and not voting for me?

Probably because of that attitude. Skill matters a lot, but nobody is going to give an award to an egotistical asshole. That's why "Drunken Jesus" has so few awards.

How long do polls run?

The least of two weeks.