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KNiFE vs HarleQuin (HarleQuin wins - KO)

Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

friday 11:59
7 bars


entertainment
punches
personals
name/wordplay
flow

this is my check
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

ok ok tried new stuff like word and name play and all that other stuff u guys
fawn over..so critique me when u vote please!! :)

u like playin *"board games" like 'guess the gender of knife', battlin HQ now ur playing
with "*life", like monopoly, ill have you payin the price cus this win is my property

thought beating HQ could buy u reputation but ur markets have crashed due to over speculation*
you should have resisted temptation now im wondering if this verse was worth wastin

like the US aidin africa your impact is little,smash ya wack verse from the start to the middle
like knife-n u from ur head to ya "nave"(naval) put this newborn rapper under like dmx in
cradle to the grave,*in my pms bitchin for days, she's spyin like i shagged her bitch please behave

punches'll leave you black and blue like frostbite, got u chokin with ya lips sealed tight, fear
in ya heart got u pale like "snow white", your the reason no1 brings knife to gun fights.

no veracity in that weak shit you spit, just like you *possesin a clit, its counterfeit, shit is bloody,
my flow so nasty im tellin u my *pads look sick, no period tho, ur inferior flow is so trashy, postin
ya dead lyrics is the only time it R.I.P.s, aint this a trip, i resigned and came back just to toture this chick.
but i murdered her quick, look bitch, u might as well quit but we can wait for the voters to pick

*1 no one on the board knew is she was a male or female for a while
she sed did it to play with ppls minds
*2 life is a board game
*3 one of the causes of the 1929 stock market crashes was over speculatiom
*4 she was in my pms cryin cus i sed there were only two other girls on illest and didnt count her
*5 im kinda convinced shes really a guy lol
*6 note pad for writing
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This show-off's brain got knocked-off, mad-she's parading naked round Holloway
A punch from me hit this fucker dead like a trailer in the motorway

I'm a fucking monster to you, break your bones and crunch them leave you walking on crutches
This Knife's rippin you up, like the brake of a truck, leaving you clutchless

Bitch must really feel tough because she stole some perf from the next shop
I'ma scatter this fool's brain like a blind chef, i'll also get your legs chopped

I'm really so sorry I have to be the one to add another loss to you
i'm just 8 lines into this prelude, look, everyone's laughing at - and not with - you

Called me out, prolly forgot that you'd need a bridge to reach me
ONly time bitch be wordplayin. . is playing Scrabble at home, only time she got CONTROL(Ctrl) is underneath her SHIFT key

I hate to diss you, fucker, because 2 me, you're just a phrase
We's like words and opposites, when it comes to rap, HomoQueen ain't got a face

I got you fitted back to ya shelf, HQ, cuz u're late. . catch me @ Bafta*
I'm done reading, bitch's last chapter's ripped, leaving her without a happy ending after



* Bafta - This kinda KO is gott' get sum ice from the Film & TV Awards, lol
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Post by - Mutual - »

Punches: HQ
Personals: Knife
Flow:HQ
wordplay:Knife
Entertainment:Tied
was actually a close battle but HQ pulled through a little bit better overall
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The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect

!!ILLEST MINDS!!
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Post by Arvincible »

Daaaaaamn this match was not bad girls!


like the US aidin africa your impact is little,smash ya wack verse from the start to the middle
like knife-n u from ur head to ya "nave"(naval) put this newborn rapper under like dmx in
cradle to the grave,*in my pms bitchin for days, she's spyin like i shagged her bitch please behave


^^^that was ridiculous! made Knife a fool!!lmao good shit Harle


I'm a fucking monster to you, break your bones and crunch them leave you walking on crutches
This Knife's rippin you up, like the brake of a truck, leaving you clutchless

that was pretty creative Knife, good stuff


entertainment HQ, the line i quoted had me rofl
punches HQ inched it
personals HQ
name/wordplay HQ
flow Knife

overall: Harle


Knife if you need help ppl are willing to give you tips on this. HQ is a vet and she knows how this game is run.
She took advantage of categories and took you out. You just gotta get that killer instict ya know? just cuz you a chick dont mean anybody's gonna go easy you feel me? Kepp up the good work though.

if you need help give me a holler.
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uppin for votes
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Post by JayGunna »

entertainment- Tie
punches - Tie
personals - HQ
name/wordplay -Tie
flow-Knife

Vote-HQ

Pretty Decent Battle...When I Looked To See Who Was Battlin And Saw Two Females...I Really Wasnt Bout To Read It, And Ignore Yall...But Hey Yall Suprised Me Shit Was Pretty Good...
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Post by Kurse »

G.O.D.D....Arv...And Jay Gunna make up 3 consecutive votes for HQ

That's a KO

Didn't notice that until after I read the verse and was going to vote.

But just for voting sake, here's how mine would've been casted:

entertainment: HQ (witty-ass college chick...damn her skill with words!)
punches: HQ (HQ had a couple of personal punches compared to Knife blind punches which inched her in this cat)
personals: HQ (she was the only one that had any personals)
name/wordplay: HQ (again...can't fuck wit the brainiac-gurl)
flow: Knife (Real simple, easy to read structure flow, similar to Ekoms, only more basic...where HQ has a more complex, but still understandable text-flow)

So in the end it was overkill

4-0 in HQ's favor

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