Best US presidents

[GOD]

Well, most kickass at least.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5- ... -time.html

[8th]

cause if I hear one complaint these days, its

"where can I get my turn-of-the-century presidential fix?"

[complexity]

My bad, I forgot nobody on this site can read.

[drunken jesus]

If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a fucking lunatic. lmao

Andrew Jackson was the first president on whom an assassination attempt was made. A man named Richard Lawrence approached Jackson with two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired. With the possibility of an assassination taken off the table, Jackson proceeded to beat Lawrence near death with his cane until Jackson's aides pulled him off the assassin.


"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."

That's right. In a life rich with murdering people for little-to-no reason, Jackson's only regret was that he didn't kill quite enough people. People like Calhoun who, it should be noted, was Jackson's vice president.

hahahahahaha

i knew most of the shit in the article already the piece about jackson was hilarious though

[complexity]

Word.

I found Andrew Jackson to be the biggest badass.

[Brah-Vo]

Nixon.

[drunken jesus]

nixon wasn't badass he was just bush beta