Your Best RACIST Joke

MesaR · Post by **MesaR** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:04 pm

haha well well.. i find this one funny..

why do black people have ' white ' palms..

because theres a little bit of good in everybody .

-TraMaTiK- · Post by **-TraMaTiK-** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:56 am

i gotta joke 4 ya

'why the aussie kid get killed'?

'cuz he made a racist joke on illest'

Cee4 · Post by **Cee4** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:37 am

SequencE wrote:haha well well.. i find this one funny..

why do black people have ' white ' palms..

because theres a little bit of good in everybody .

your a disgrace and your going to hell.

how can you possibly make a joke about a race which has suffered such oppression.

affirmative action is required here. quick someone make a joke about crackers

Kurse · Post by **Kurse** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:10 am

I dunno any cracka jokes but...

What do a Desert Eagle and Mr. Clean have in common!?

...Give up?

...They both put Shines on the floor. haha

No disrespect guys. haha

Momeijah · Post by **Momeijah** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:36 am

Kurse wrote:I dunno any cracka jokes but...

What do a Desert Eagle and Mr. Clean have in common!?

...Give up?

...They both put Shines on the floor. haha

No disrespect guys. haha

Hey Now Man u CROSSED THE LINE With That Joke, CROSSED THE DAMN LINE.

Something Mexicans Seem To Do an Awful Lot, CROSSING LINES, ESPECIALLY BORDERLINES!!!

Hahahahahahaha i Lol'd.

MesaR · Post by **MesaR** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:27 am

lmfao at people being protective over these jokes.. there jokes .. there's no hate intended

Momeijah · Post by **Momeijah** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:34 am

SequencE wrote:lmfao at people being protective over these jokes.. there jokes .. there's no hate intended

u Fuckin Australian Cuntbag, We Were All Being Sarcastic.

Go Throw Yourself On The Barbie u Stupid Home And Away Watchin Ass Vacuum.

8th · Post by **8th** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:33 am

SequencE wrote:haha well well.. i find this one funny..

why do black people have ' white ' palms..

because theres a little bit of good in everybody .

HAHAHA

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:28 pm

ok i got a funny one!...

"Subsist"...

HA!

Kurse · Post by **Kurse** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:34 pm

ok...ok...ok...ok...

How do you pronounce Rodney King's name in spanish?

Give up!?...

...PiÃ±ata!

Lawgix · Post by **Lawgix** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:16 am

ever heard a racist water sprinkler?

nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga spick spick spick spick

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:51 am

why are black people so tall?...... cuz there knee-grows! haha..HA!

how do asians name there kids?...they throw pots n pans down the stairs!!...ping pang pong

k im done for now

RH1NO · Post by **RH1NO** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:56 am

TOP 10 REASONS THERE ARE NO BLACK DRIVERS IN NASCAR
1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can't wear their helmets sideways.

RH1NO · Post by **RH1NO** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:56 am

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name: _______________________
Gang: _______________________

1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4Ã—4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4Ã—4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

RH1NO · Post by **RH1NO** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:58 am

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