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samurai vs DA GUY(DA Guy)

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aiight ima spit first!
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yo you call ya self da guy but you really da bitch/
everytime i spit a rhyme yaw gotta gimmie a clip/
you got da nerve to get a shine wit a pic of ya dick/
yous a faggot and i know cuz i picked up ya chick/

yo you supposed to be a pimp but you a fat jock/
plus you cant bust ya guns cuz you got ya caps locked/yo i got my hat cocked/to da side like crack rocks/ima stack clocks/ like flava flave in back watch/

yo you da nigga dat a get jumped for dunkin/
bitch punks we chumpin/
ya hits pumpin nothin/

and plus im gettin sick of niggas hatin/
i turn bitches into pimps you can say im pimpulatin/

all you wanna do is keep gettin losses/
you cheap hittin bosses/
my heat flipin costes/

its a shame dat ya dick size is 1 and a half/
ima switch ya thick rhymes you dumber dan ass/
next!
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wow, uppin for Da Guys verse...
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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for some reason i have a habit for battlin people at 12 aclock!
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HERES A RIDDLE....WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS A SMILE AND CANT RHYME FOR SHIT/ CHECK THE PIC ITS SAMURAI HE STOLE MY PASSWORD 2 SHOW U HIS DICK/ SAMURAI U A SAMPLE GUY WAS AN AMPLE TRY/ GET TRAMPLED DRY LIKE PHONY LETTERS U SHOULD STAMP UR LIES/U MADE NO SENSE AT ALL REPENT UR FAULTS/ U LOVE TO BLOW ABOUT MY DICK BUT DONT FORGET THE BALL/ UR WEAK BARS R CRACKED LIKE FAT BITCHES HOP ON BOX SPRINGS/ I SPIT LIKE HOT SPRINGS INVESTIGATE U LIKE TOX SCREENS/ U SHOULD DISAPEEAR PUT ON DISGUISES AND GO INTO HIDIN/ SAMURAIS ALWAYS GET BEAT WHEN THE BATTLES NINJA GAIDEN/ I FRAME YA BRAIN LIKE STRANED CRANIAL PICTURES/ STAY OUT OF BATTLES ITS SAFER IN SCRIPTURES
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damn good this could probrally be your first win!
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plus you cant bust ya guns cuz you got ya caps locked LOL GOOD ONE!
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aiight uppin for feed!
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

this was a gay battle, samurai that caps locked line was the only good from you, da guy your verse was pretty basic had some good ideas and subjects but your structure and wordin is pretty lame.

overall - wack battle

Vote - Da Guy
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good mattef of fact great!
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well dude he got you wit his opener kid, no offence sam but its the truth jus watch.....
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Post by -TraMaTiK- »

plus you cant bust ya guns cuz you got ya caps locked/yo i got my hat cocked/to da side like crack rocks

lol KiLLa^

but the otha kid swept it man lol seriously i think so..weak battle but hey..'da guy' one this easy
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Post by Kurse »

Gotta agree wit the rest Sam...ur strongest line was the caps locked. But Guys 1st bar was heavy as hell...i was rollin after that already! lol Shit was witty. Not as good of a battle as I anticipated...but it is what it is. Nice try to both of you guys.

Vote= Da Guy

That's now 3-0...in Guys favor.
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