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Yo Momma Jokes
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:28 am
by B-Bear
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn´t have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it said "One person at a time please."
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she´s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M´s in alphabetical order!
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:40 am
by complexity
The second & third one is the only ones i found funny
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:58 am
by precise
lol those ones are good
yo momma fell on her fat ass last night.. i didnt think it was that funny but.. the ground was CRACKIN UP!
yo momma so fat she uses the freeway as a slip-n-slide
yo momma so fat, when she walked past the tv i missed an entire season of family guy
yo momma so skinny, she could dive through a chain link fence
lol i cant remember very many
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:12 am
by Viral
yo momma is so fat her blood type is "rocky road"
yo momma is so fat wen she had a yellow jacket on people were like "TAXXIII!!!"
yo momma is so stupid wen i said it was rainin n chilly outside she ran n got a bowl
yo mommas hair is so greasy, u can fry chicken in it
yo mommas so stupid i saw her yellin to an envelope wen i asked wat she was doin she said "sending a voice mail"
yo momma is so poor wen i came over n stepped on a lit cigarette she said "who turned out the heat?!"
tell ur momma to stop using different colored lipstick...my dicks startin to look like a rainbow
yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter...and waited for a gum ball
thats all i got for now..ill post wen i think of more
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:55 pm
by complexity
Your mother is so ugly she lost a staring contest to this guy
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:58 pm
by Ambiguous Realm
i hate yo momma jokes....but i laugh just to keep her happy
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:22 am
by TwIzTiD
Yo mama so nasty secret told on her
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
Yo mama so nasty i had phone sex with her and got an ear infection
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in tha lake and tha water jumped out
-Twiztid
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:11 pm
by MesaR
Yo Mama so Stupid She When to The Super Bowl and Brang a Spoon
Yo Mama So Stupid She Thought A Quator back was a refund
Yo Mama So Ghetto SHe Has 2 Wash up Paper Plates
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:28 pm
by TwIzTiD
Wow, lol.