Yo Momma Jokes

B-Bear · Post by **B-Bear** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:28 am

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnÂ´t have to kiss her goodbye

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it said "One person at a time please."

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like sheÂ´s wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&MÂ´s in alphabetical order!

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:40 am

The second & third one is the only ones i found funny

precise · Post by **precise** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:58 am

lol those ones are good

yo momma fell on her fat ass last night.. i didnt think it was that funny but.. the ground was CRACKIN UP!

yo momma so fat she uses the freeway as a slip-n-slide

yo momma so fat, when she walked past the tv i missed an entire season of family guy

yo momma so skinny, she could dive through a chain link fence

lol i cant remember very many

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:12 am

yo momma is so fat her blood type is "rocky road"

yo momma is so fat wen she had a yellow jacket on people were like "TAXXIII!!!"

yo momma is so stupid wen i said it was rainin n chilly outside she ran n got a bowl

yo mommas hair is so greasy, u can fry chicken in it

yo mommas so stupid i saw her yellin to an envelope wen i asked wat she was doin she said "sending a voice mail"

yo momma is so poor wen i came over n stepped on a lit cigarette she said "who turned out the heat?!"

tell ur momma to stop using different colored lipstick...my dicks startin to look like a rainbow

yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter...and waited for a gum ball

thats all i got for now..ill post wen i think of more

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:55 pm

Your mother is so ugly she lost a staring contest to this guy

Ambiguous Realm · Post by **Ambiguous Realm** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:58 pm

i hate yo momma jokes....but i laugh just to keep her happy

TwIzTiD · Post by **TwIzTiD** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:22 am

Yo mama so nasty secret told on her
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
Yo mama so nasty i had phone sex with her and got an ear infection
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in tha lake and tha water jumped out

-Twiztid

MesaR · Post by **MesaR** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:11 pm

Yo Mama so Stupid She When to The Super Bowl and Brang a Spoon

Yo Mama So Stupid She Thought A Quator back was a refund

Yo Mama So Ghetto SHe Has 2 Wash up Paper Plates

TwIzTiD · Post by **TwIzTiD** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:28 pm

Wow, lol.

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