Mitty and Mack VS Rellik and Panda(Rellik NO SHOWED)

[Mitty]

Text battle tag team style
House rules
4 bars 8 lines from each competitor
Due 48 hrs after Check.
Let me know if you want anything else.
This is my check.

[Mack Lazarus]

this will be EPIC.

Dont even try to half step

Check fest 2011

[Alvin]

Mexicans dont half step. KCEHC


YOUR TEAM DROPS FIRST
to avoid confusion.

NO FREE POSTS.

-TEAM MEANS VOTE ON TEAM-
not one person

[Mitty]

Rellik...you smell dick? Well I'm that prick, you're going down quick
Like chicks, although this road is not yellow bricks/

You ain't no wizard with-words, yo...how is this fellow sick?
Shove a thermometer in his lubed asshole only way this fellows slick/

Damn-Panda can't-stand-ya no battlin ass-standing around with a stick
You should have been a monkey with the way you flick us all shit/

Fuck this battle for all-that-it-is, too short to be a dick like y'all
So I call-you-a-clit, bitch ass pussies stop stalling-and-spit/

-- Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:15 am --

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[Mack Lazarus]

The stage is set. The next phase is to wreck the place where Panda's cage is kept. Ya crazy Mex.
Mack'll jack his habitat, creating Pandamomium. Make him my pet and sell tickets to show him.

You're at home in the Zoo. While Relicks my shoes. I'm Yogi in this bitch and your ass is Boo Boo.
Who knew that Macks shit was so fantastic after this I'm a snack on your pic-a-nic basket

Rellik is just that.. an outdated symbol from history's past. You miserable ass.
Ya shit so old you aint even in history books. Read it backwards I'm the killeR who kicks it with crooks.

You're outdated bro, and i'm creative so save the played out flows for those that don't know
Cross Relik with a Panda and whatta ya get? A creature name Pandelic that need to see a Vet.


reflection rhymes
reversed
other colors used to "group" rhymes

pay attention and i'll stop usin colors...BITCHES


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[Alvin]

Anyways....

Fuck these sand bagged twins, stop actin like your asses can hit
Matt you ARE awesome!.um. yeah! like Macks' old man's sagged tits

C'mon, dudes 40, like really? Quit this hobby and get a life
you couldn't cum hard with matt fluffing and Viagra in your mic
(fluffing is a porn term)

dude says "EPIC" while checkin, like R.i'P isn't already titled
Rellik alone has M&M in the bag, check the cavity, I'll look for vitals!
(The title of the thread)
Now, time for a prayer...
OH DEAR LORD JESUS, help these two dweebs read this and start believing
I can bust a MACK on any MATT and leave any bitch crippled and bleeding

-- Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:31 pm --

Rellik, unless you post soon or an extension is granted, this will go as a no show, You and I will receive a Loss and M&M will receive the Win.

-- Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:31 am --

-Thread Closed & Records Updated-

Mitty & Mack win via NO SHOW