32neilz vs Mack Lazarus (32 wins 2-0)

[Mack Lazarus]

Topic: Illest Text Battles. punches allowed

8-10 bars
your call
house rules
24 hrs from check

[32neilz]

8 barz
just to be straight topic is all battles

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[Mack Lazarus]

Yea. just the illest text battle experience in general.

Punches and jabs is still cool

[32neilz]

First things first I CHECK-THE-CALL-OUTS, cos I've woke up feeling to WRECK-A-FOOL-NOW, FIND-A-FOE to BIND-AND-SHOW, the power of MY-SKILLS, add em to MY-KILLS, and give the reader-THRILLS/

Text battle grounds, post new topic, SET-IT-UP, place the rules, check, and "LETS-GET-IT-BRUH, put on the THINKING-CAP, type some dope shit, and cut out all the CRAP, it's a WRAP(rap)/ 

Researching  my LATEST-FOE, to create  my GREATEST-FLOW, write hot shit like a BLISTER-PACK, take this battle for example, MACKS about to FALL-BACK, from my newest ANGLE-OF-ATTACK/ 

Come up with a UNIQUE-FLOW-to-FLIP, make sure I SPEAK-a-GOLDEN-FLOW-THATS-SICK, every battle I try to SWITCH-IT-UP, create the PERFECT-PITCH and THROW-IT-UP, never SLOWING-UP/  

Next I incorporate all my SET-UPS and MY-HITS, punch hard so they won't GET-UP from the SHIT-I-FLIP, firing this guy just like a MACH(mack)-CLIP, I rep the UNION-JACK-KID/ 

I cant describe the feeling i get when i PRESS-THE-KEYS, and start writing a verse to post, to TEST-THE-ILLEST-G's, read what i wrote to make sure IT'S-LEGIT, before I scroll down and HIT-SUBMIT/

Check for the response and AWAIT-THE-VOTES, as people read and UPDATE-WITH-QUOTES, don't forget u gotta WIN-BY-THREE, I ain't the best but seven times I've PINNED-A-G/

So for me illest text battles is a way to ESCAPE-THE-STRIFE, keep up with my fam, for me it's not a hobby but more A-WAY-OF-LIFE//

Peace

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[Mack Lazarus]

Check this out. its about respect, not wins n losses. As long as in the end, we all know who the pit boss is(Panda)
It's not the shit talkas or the shout boxas, Now stick around while i clown you ostriches

Face plant you, put your head in the sand too. And then dock YOU for bein proposterous
Man dude! Can't you see its damn rude and a scam to choose these who be popularest...?

But it's cool. There's no beef here. This is a Lobsterfest!
But i'm not gonna stop until i put this topic to rest. So i gotta get it off my chest. Right now,

Your like, WOW! How my punctuation keeps you chumps in place with my proud statements.
Some of you kids are in amazement with his crazy dictation. Ummm...It's quite the situation.

With these Words in phases. Verbs and phrases. Certain strategically placed spaces. Thats what fills pages.
Easy on the eyes when i write in UPPER CASES, and you should see their faces when they see that he rarely erases.

I'm here to lose. In fact don't vote for me. Just enjoy me and then go with an O.G. Okie Dokie?
I hope you remotely see the scope of the things i wrote to these blokes that think i blow smoke rings.

But i dont bluff, just bust discussions. Rush in with tough love and lust to crush husbands, diaper changers
i rearrange your name to gain favor, change up my game to claim ill paper

Just thrilled to be a danger to these baby facers. Mack old n gray but gonna stay a rhyme sayer
so wait to place you vote and save your anger. And don't be bitchin' to the BaY 'er. (Bear)..

[Grim]

ok..i'm voting on this as a topical so i'm using topical cats as stated in battle rules...
-Storytelling-Neilz
-Flow-Mack
-Creativity-Neilz..like how he made it sound like a day in the life of...
-Multies-Neilz..he had em all over
-Wordplay-Tie..i really only saw a little from each

according to my cat break down and enjoyment of the piece...

MVGT: Neilz

[Mitty]

-Storytelling-32
-Flow-Mack
-Creativity-32
-Multies-32
-Wordplay-Tie

I like the day in the life effect 32 had and Mack sounded like you started giving up in the middle of the battle. It might be swaying to tell people to vote for you, but the alternative is stupidity to tell them to not vote for you(not saying that you're stupid yo).

MVGT:32

[32neilz]

Uppin

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[Alvin]

-Thread Closed & Records Updated-

32Neilz wins 2-0