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Murk vs Teddybear (Murk wins KO)

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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

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Check
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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

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check

-- Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:59 pm --

Imma show this Nasty bitch/
How to Murk a snitch/

Youre gonna get finshed like a McMuffin/
better be careful i'll put Collectively in a coffin/

You couldnt get a pussy if you went to Petgo and tryed to buy a cat/
This fag is gonna be thrown like a rag on a mat/

Kenny open your eyes and see that this aint ya kid/
Yell at the bitch all you want just be sure that you dont hurt my child SID/

Youll never get any Pity/
If you keep get fucked in the ass by Mitty

Expos-PITY one of his drops is called Self-Pity. And the snicth line he got jumped the other day and had to tell the police his side of the story
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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

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This aint fucking Goldilocks, Teddy, you bout to be finding Murk in~the~porage
If I wanted to see a BEAR PAWS/pause in a battle, I'd be-headed in~the~forest!!!
( I'd actually be be-headed, for those that dont get it... if you dont, nevermind)

You got a win? Shit's~distorted, having you bleeding crimson~orange, voters, why the fuck-you-look?
This isn't some fairy tale Disney story, Teddy's getting murdered like this the real Jungle-Book!!!

Why the fuck-you-'shook'? Oh, its obvious (lol) I 'Mobb Deep', while you riding~solo
I'm still wondering why you haven't gone after Money yet, unless you're trying~for~BROKE!!!
(Hasn't battled MoneyMaker yet)

You on a plain that's flying~so~low, crash-course, I come with brash-force to collapse-whores
I'll stomp the FUCK outta Teddy, wonder what the fuck the welcome mats-for!?!?!

This dude needs to be marryin~a~fag, declaring~him~as~sad
Cuz the last time Teddy got attention, is when I saw some kids carry~him~in~a~bag!!!!
(Teddy Graham's are known as a kid snack, they come in a bag
Also could be meant as even kid's carry him in a [body] bag)
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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

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first off those first few lines from Murk had me cry-laughing

I had to stop half way through to let the tears dry up

Teddy, you gotta completely step your game up for guys like this

MVGT Murk
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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

Post by Grim »

ok

flow/structure:Murk
personals:Murk
punches:murk
Multies:murk
ummm..yeah

MVGT: MURK

Teddy,you need to come more complex and use multies and attack your opponent..but don't sound like a child insulting someone..no offense..come more clever...Murk nice verse and yeah..the first half had me rolling..
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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

Post by 32neilz »

Murk takes all cats: flow, personals, nameplay, punches and multis.

Teddy this is a really tough guy to battle, I know I've done it, need to come a bit harder bro, keep it up.

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Re: Murk vs Teddybear

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Thread closed and records updated.

Murk wins KO.
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