Mack Lazarus Vs. M33Kish (Mack wins 2-1)

[M33Kish]

House rules,
48 hours after check,
8 bars.

This is my check.

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[Mack Lazarus]

reading these is like hearing it spoken,
While most of yours are conviluted and broken.

Just like your english. Didn't we grow up on the same street, bitch?
You stink M33Kish, its freakish. You makin my nose twitch like the chick on Bewitched. Now eat shit.
(he sneezes)

I bet you're whiter than my bathroom sink.
And I Bet yer hairs straighter than an albino chink. (No disrespect to my oriental brothers n sisters intended...)

So.. K ish my ass n' say this n' that n' play tit for tat. And yea, go git ya gat.
I hate the fact that i even had to say that. But that's the criteria for these BattleRaps. click, Bap! Bap!

So wh'up BattleCat! Rattle back and saddle THAT up and Attack Mack.
But you'll need the LAZt one of your 3 wishes, you geeky bitch it's not a Jeanie though.. Its Me, Kish.

So keep dreaming. While "M" turns the A/C on "K"? I'll give you a second.....
You comfortable? Nice n chilly n shit? You gonna EEK! from M you silly twit.

I come upon it with sonnet and soliloquy
This silly hillbilly be chill in obscurity but in control like Hillary. Ya feelin me?

I'm dealin these blows to your bleeding nose M33K a tissue is what you need so be bold with these vicious cold deeds. Cause you finna choke like tokin on old weed.



Now I hope there were enough punches, plays, flips and flows
and name games to keep you entertained, bros. K, go.*

[M33Kish]

Choo Choo!!!! HERE COMES THE MEEK TRAIN!!!

Watch as I push Mack back, I looked your name up, mapped it,
Lazarus...? Gods gift..? That means MEEK OWNS MACK, BITCH!/

I'm spittin lyrical swords, MACKs bringing the scissors, he fights with minuscule words,
So your mad cause grimm beatin you in a "bragadocuous" verse?/ http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/grim- ... 21748.html

I see you figured that multies won't hurt,
Cuz after I'm done flowin, every other category is getting took like a purse,/

I'm battling my son I don't need to rehearse,
I'm Mack DADDY, so to me, this guy is just trickin for verbs/

And I throw em out, 30 60's, I'm spittin 'dro' rolled in words,
You couldn't afford to 'fight' wit me, a 'black eye' is your kinda 'purp'/

I'll give LAZ just what he deserves,
A thorough ass beatin and feedback on how it should hurt/

I thought this was Illest, but this is a "my16" type of murk,
I'm only 7 bars in, but that's really double what 'MAC' is worth.../

Expos- in the bible story, lazarus, was given "gods gift of life" and in the bible it says "the meek shall inherit the earth" so henceforth I own Lazarus. And in the last bar I was referring to big macs which cost about $3, plus it looked like his last bar was a filler and I don't gotta spit shit to beat a filler lol.

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[Moneymaker]

My vote doent count but i just want to put what i think.

Flow-m33
Punches-mack
Wordplay-mack
Nameflip-m33
Enjoyment-mack

if my vote counted MVWGT- Mack

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[Grim]

first off..much better verse Mack...Mack got the multies and flow on this one for me...name play was a tie for me and Meek got the personals for me...punches went to Mack (his hit a little harder for me...so based on cat. judging....both brought some solid lines and both could come harder but solid verses from both...still no real wow factor with the punches though..each had one or two real clever lines

MVGT: MACK

[Mitty]

I'd have to differ with Grim on this one...Mack you might've had multies, but I think M33k did have every other category except name play it was a tie to me. Both could have came harder, but still...

MVGT:M33K

[Mack Lazarus]

up for votes

[Alvin]

-Thread Closed & Records Updated-

Mack Lazarus wins 2-1