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And I'm back in spirit, the holy ghost of Bethlehem but this ain't Jesus Christ oh no suckers, savour the sweet sweet nectar of the residue. Because listen up it's not ready, u motherfuckers are not ready in ur sweet little suburban suburbia tame ass petting zoo loving the little circles u sit in with the left finger up the ass of the man next to u and the right finger up the ass of the person on the guess what... that's right the person on the RIGHT. But let's confirm that none of u are on the RIGHT side being the RIGHT side of I and can u smell it ? CAN yoooooouuuuu SMELLLLL it !? LIKE I SAID, u are NOT ready, it is NOT ready, it's like ur grilling chicken, but the aforementioned chicken is still VERY FUCKING POISONUS so I dare u to taste that shit Eve, give it a lick. NO ! Don't be an imbecile ! You can smell it, it teases u so, the great spirit of I... not ready for human consumption baby so savour the sweet smells till u hear the ding ding spanky boy grab that shit cover ur hands but throw it in front of u, present that shit to yourself cause this is ur moment kid. HEY PAL, that's if u consider I a friend, a positive figure in your life maybe ? HA ! Positive for I ? NO ! NEVER maybe not sure pathetic peon how could YOU possibly benefit I ? And BY CHOICE I ... COULD benefit u but do I reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyy want to sacrifice the mentality of the holy western reflection in the eyes of Neptune as he rises from the sea I carry between my thunderous hands. HA FOOLS no... You have nothing to offer I so why should IIIIIII offer anything to you? Malevolency is key, malice and complete disregard for those wanting to reap I's goodness and even learn a few things HA never will u know but I being the selfish one may collapse into a downward spiral of self destruction hereby destroying everything I hold which would be... well... u. In short u do not want to fuck with I but do u really want to risk getting on I's side in general because a gamble it is, u risk eternal life albeit eternal torture in ur quest for my drops of immortality. Channel I... channel I... the grill will soon boil over and the plate will be ready, the mouths will be ready, the smell may be sweet now but the finished product is in the distance. Remember the chicken may SMELL nice as it cooks but it's STILL gonna poison u.
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You're a fuckin idiot hahaha
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HAHAHA WTF! Post of the year. Hands down.
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Rejiem Eom wrote:And I'm back in spirit, the holy ghost of Bethlehem but this ain't Jesus Christ oh no suckers, savour the sweet sweet nectar of the residue. Because listen up it's not ready, u motherfuckers are not ready in ur sweet little suburban suburbia tame ass petting zoo loving the little circles u sit in with the left finger up the ass of the man next to u and the right finger up the ass of the person on the guess what... that's right the person on the RIGHT. But let's confirm that none of u are on the RIGHT side being the RIGHT side of I and can u smell it ? CAN yoooooouuuuu SMELLLLL it !? LIKE I SAID, u are NOT ready, it is NOT ready, it's like ur grilling chicken, but the aforementioned chicken is still VERY FUCKING POISONUS so I dare u to taste that shit Eve, give it a lick. NO ! Don't be an imbecile ! You can smell it, it teases u so, the great spirit of I... not ready for human consumption baby so savour the sweet smells till u hear the ding ding spanky boy grab that shit cover ur hands but throw it in front of u, present that shit to yourself cause this is ur moment kid. HEY PAL, that's if u consider I a friend, a positive figure in your life maybe ? HA ! Positive for I ? NO ! NEVER maybe not sure pathetic peon how could YOU possibly benefit I ? And BY CHOICE I ... COULD benefit u but do I reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyy want to sacrifice the mentality of the holy western reflection in the eyes of Neptune as he rises from the sea I carry between my thunderous hands. HA FOOLS no... You have nothing to offer I so why should IIIIIII offer anything to you? Malevolency is key, malice and complete disregard for those wanting to reap I's goodness and even learn a few things HA never will u know but I being the selfish one may collapse into a downward spiral of self destruction hereby destroying everything I hold which would be... well... u. In short u do not want to fuck with I but do u really want to risk getting on I's side in general because a gamble it is, u risk eternal life albeit eternal torture in ur quest for my drops of immortality. Channel I... channel I... the grill will soon boil over and the plate will be ready, the mouths will be ready, the smell may be sweet now but the finished product is in the distance. Remember the chicken may SMELL nice as it cooks but it's STILL gonna poison u.




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What the fuck man lmfao, ur a fuckin psychopath bro

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