Hazzard - Just a reminder

[Quix]

remember this???



AFTER I POSTED THIS ... THE WHOLE SITE LOST RESPECT FOR HAZZARD! ahhh the memories! allready buried him once, he ain't need to be buried again






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- BEST DISS (TEXT) OF 2008 -

Quix dah General in dah buildin!



hmm, Hazzard your pure Ass...nough said! and plex...yah should have kept yah Mouth shut!







Verbal Perfection!!









Look nikkuhz..
Imaginary people are dah only dudes this BROTHER FIGHTZ, like made up tranvestites and OTHER DYKES
so SHUT-YOUR PIPEZ! cuz your 'Delivery never seem to cut-it' like Fed Ex Replacin Box Cutters wid BUTTER KNIFES
I'm sonnin Dog, n his Crew After! hate tah break it to you but your Just a FAILURE KID!
you should BAil Quick! or i'm a have you 'Runnin off the stage Faster' than TAYLOR SWIFT
you Probably only PERFORM FOR CRICKETZ! looking stupider and more DEFORMED then MIGIGTS
I'll make a FORUM N STICK-IT! cuz i just 'Killed HAzz before his first Breathe' like ABORTION CLINICS
I'm a Staple your Ears to your Forhead, Why? Because i'm a SCARING OCK WID CERTAINTY
Wid an Urgencey cuz i'm leaving more holes in yah body than ARTHROSCOPIC SURGERY
Everything you spit is Straight TRASH OR LAME! you got no CLASS OR GAME
plus your TRACKZ ARE GAY! your Finished! cuz i'm 'Stronger than this Herb' like CRACK COCAINE
had enough of this GUYS AGGRETION! I'm a Put tah barrel to his skull and watch him FLY TO HEAVEN!
you suck, thats why Cats don't Love you plus i'm in a 'Class above you' like PILOT LESSONS
you think you Cool, well I'm COLDER LITTERALLY! I'm Drunk at mind and olny SOBER PHYSICALLY!
Hazzard, I know you gon Loose cuz i'm a 'show you the Boot! like Flying OVER ITALY!
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Faggotz! now the nail in the coffin!..
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You kids got Murked! you Know this, I Kicked you in dah nutz, left you in Dirt, Exploded!
n Sure we noticed a couple things, like you ain't Swordsmen, more like some verbal Slow Kidz!
n Plex, I was beefin wid HAzz; you should've kept mah name out yah mouth cuz i'M A Beast , your Just Bad!
I'm Deleating you Fagz! n i ain't selling news week or time, but i'll Treat you to Magz
you stay asleep...We Really Living n Visualizing your Dreams! your just VErifying your Weak!
so fuck these Cumps, i'll put your 'WHOLE CLICK on dah Flat-Line' like Minimizing yah screen
Mah Lines Sick, kids be calling them Malariya Rhymez, there Criterias Fine!
I 'Stay wid dah Pump' so i'll send dah 'Trey to there front' like Cafeteria Linez
Our Goals Denerios!! watch Menace n Quix make them give up music like we Stole there sterios!
So you sonned me????? Well this verse putz more 'Wholes in yah Theory' than a Bowl of Cheerios


Its Over!!! ya'll niguuhs finna fall back, yah Dig?


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[Kuhlerblynd]

Look nikkuhz..
Imaginary people are dah only dudes this BROTHER FIGHTZ, like made up tranvestites and OTHER DYKES
so SHUT-YOUR PIPEZ! cuz your 'Delivery never seem to cut-it' like Fed Ex Replacin Box Cutters wid BUTTER KNIFES

I liked the punch in this. Wish you couldve came more personal to kick things off, but this was solid.

I'm sonnin Dog, n his Crew After! hate tah break it to you but your Just a FAILURE KID!
you should BAil Quick! or i'm a have you 'Runnin off the stage Faster' than TAYLOR SWIFT

And his crew after? Didnt know he had one haha. Another good line, but universal... Get personal with it lol.

you Probably only PERFORM FOR CRICKETZ! looking stupider and more DEFORMED then MIGIGTS
I'll make a FORUM N STICK-IT! cuz i just 'Killed HAzz before his first Breathe' like ABORTION CLINICS

I always find it funny when people call other stupider, yet stupider isn't even a word. Again, nice punch, but nothing personal here. At least you threw his name in this time to make it more direct.

I'm a Staple your Ears to your Forhead, Why? Because i'm a SCARING OCK WID CERTAINTY
Wid an Urgencey cuz i'm leaving more holes in yah body than ARTHROSCOPIC SURGERY

The first line didnt do it for me at all. Multi sounds hella forced and just a horrible set up man. Quix, you know better lol. The punch is pretty cool, but universal again...

Everything you spit is Straight TRASH OR LAME! you got no CLASS OR GAME
plus your TRACKZ ARE GAY! your Finished! cuz i'm 'Stronger than this Herb' like CRACK COCAINE

Lol at this. Universal though.

had enough of this GUYS AGGRETION! I'm a Put tah barrel to his skull and watch him FLY TO HEAVEN!
you suck, thats why Cats don't Love you plus i'm in a 'Class above you' like PILOT LESSONS

Good wordplay in this one. Could set up that fly to heaven better IMO, but well done here. Universal again though...

you think you Cool, well I'm COLDER LITTERALLY! I'm Drunk at mind and olny SOBER PHYSICALLY!
Hazzard, I know you gon Loose cuz i'm a 'show you the Boot! like Flying OVER ITALY!

Again, universal. Where's the personals homie? I know you have a load of them...

You kids got Murked! you Know this, I Kicked you in dah nutz, left you in Dirt, Exploded!
n Sure we noticed a couple things, like you ain't Swordsmen, more like some verbal Slow Kidz!

Weakest bar so far IMO.

n Plex, I was beefin wid HAzz; you should've kept mah name out yah mouth cuz i'M A Beast , your Just Bad!
I'm Deleating you Fagz! n i ain't selling news week or time, but i'll Treat you to Magz

Universal again, and Ive heard similar references with the mag stuff before. Falling off a little here Quixster...

you stay asleep...We Really Living n Visualizing your Dreams! your just VErifying your Weak!
so fuck these Cumps, i'll put your 'WHOLE CLICK on dah Flat-Line' like Minimizing yah screen

Eh, not getting it... Last three bars are falling off.

Mah Lines Sick, kids be calling them Malariya Rhymez, there Criterias Fine!
I 'Stay wid dah Pump' so i'll send dah 'Trey to there front' like Cafeteria Linez

Good wordplay, Decent punch. Universal.

Our Goals Denerios!! watch Menace n Quix make them give up music like we Stole there sterios!
So you sonned me????? Well this verse putz more 'Wholes in yah Theory' than a Bowl of Cheerios

Im missing how the theory part has anything to do with cheerios on this one...

Over-all, you came hard with the punches in the first half, then it fell off in the second half, almost like you were getting bored with it. The bars could have gone at whoever tho, really, so the direct punches werent as abundant as I would have liked them to be, and you never got on a personal level with this one. Maybe that was your intention, but I think you came alot more correct when you make it personal. Nice drop tho. That first half had a few sick punches. Be easy.

[Quix]

In all fairness...i did write this last year...and i didn't have as much dirt on HAzzard as i do now!!





thanks for the feed tho murk, its much appreciated!

[Kuhlerblynd]

I had no idea this piece was that old haha.

[Quix]

yeah man, at least 2 years .. maybe more

thanks tho for the feed!