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leeroi green vs kau the lion (Kau wins KO)

Post by leeroi green »

okay i voted riggzVSquix & riggzVSmurk link it yourself

sorry kau whenever you ready lets say due 24 hours after your czeck

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Re: leeroi green vs kau the lion

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http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/king- ... ml#p161078
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/class ... ml#p161116

I'm lucky there were two battles I could vote on.




Leeroids, you’re a pain in my ass, I hope you and your gay raps die in a plane crash.
Cause your hard persona is a lame act when green is see through like stained glass.

Leeroi will always remain wack, that’s plain fact, so he can’t damage this sick spitter.
Plus my wits quicker so watch me stamp out this fake green like a counterfeit printer.

In this battle your place is undeniable: Last, dragging ass in this rapping scrimmage.
This cat is finished, I’ll cut a bitch in half and fuck up this trick like a bad magician.

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^^This kid thinks he rhymes best. He tries to prove his mindset but ain’t got the ice, yet.
Green couldn’t strike me except as the likeness of Mike Epps... if he lost too many nice bets.

But on some real talk, you ain’t jack shit. This is a giant versus the freaking beanstalk.
I could grind your bones to make my feed, dawg, and not have to pull any fucking meat off.

My bars are savage, he’s hardly average. So watch me slay this sucking faggot.
Who sucks at rapping but if his dream works I would just train this fucking dragon.*

Meanwhile, he’s trying to be defiant but my kicks use speed science to breed violence
So, I aim for his head with my feet flying to turn Leeroi into a vegetable: Green Giant.

I’m a pain supplier with a reign of fire** that will leave him extinct, the last of his kind.
But nobody mourns his passing in time cause who’s gonna miss the last faggot who rhymes?


*Dreamworks movie "How to Train Your Dragon"
**Reign of Fire was a movie about dragons.
Mike Epps for comparisons sake incase you didn't know who that was:
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Re: leeroi green vs kau the lion

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hope nothin is lost in the translation...

somebody call in a doolittle this is an ominous precedure
im the guy that eats you, click click boom death by onamonapia

idiomes and similes'll riddle you physically i'll literally bury you with metaphors
if he-man up i'll have him lion face down CSI'll find him looking like skelator

i'll Bellator the king of fighters and make this battle cat cringer smash his dentures into powder
and i hate explaining bars but listen cringer is a Kau word

heres to simba i aint been missing i've been coolin with nala and she blow worthy
i'm the word geek that bursts heat so hakuna matada, it means no worries

fatal fury lol ya whole click can get smacked up
and you will still get murked like you called in for back up

i got enough shots for all the ill to get their fare share
i'll tear your lionheart out ya chest and all they'll do collectively is care bear stare

the cubs scouts arent here for you my nois illa so step light like theres a thorn in ya paw
cus i will fuck you up for life like finding porn of ya ma

you'll get left brainless with no simi watch me bet really its clear that you not me
and so you can understand hear go some dead language in nomini patri et filii et spirutu sancti

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somebody call in a doolittle this is an ominous precedure
im the guy that eats you, click click boom death by onamonapia

this just didnt flow for me 1/5

idiomes and similes'll riddle you physically i'll literally bury you with metaphors
if he-man up i'll have him lion face down CSI'll find him looking like skelator

this okay 2.5/5

i'll Bellator the king of fighters and make this battle cat cringer smash his dentures into powder
and i hate explaining bars but listen cringer is a Kau word

i dont get this 0/5

heres to simba i aint been missing i've been coolin with nala and she blow worthy
i'm the word geek that bursts heat so hakuna matada, it means no worries

i get the hole lion punches but where the insults? 1/5

fatal fury lol ya whole click can get smacked up
and you will still get murked like you called in for back up

average punch where the multi's? 2/5

i got enough shots for all the ill to get their fare share
i'll tear your lionheart out ya chest and all they'll do collectively is care bear stare

lionheart an cares bares i get it... 3/5

the cubs scouts arent here for you my nois illa so step light like theres a thorn in ya paw
cus i will fuck you up for life like finding porn of ya ma

the punch jus didnt hit 1/5

you'll get left brainless with no simi watch me bet really its clear that you not me
and so you can understand hear go some dead language in nomini patri et filii et spirutu sancti

you have to explain this?

Leeroids, you’re a pain in my ass, I hope you and your gay raps die in a plane crash.
Cause your hard persona is a lame act when green is see through like stained glass.

nice 3.5/5

Leeroi will always remain wack, that’s plain fact, so he can’t damage this sick spitter.
Plus my wits quicker so watch me stamp out this fake green like a counterfeit printer.

smack 4/5

In this battle your place is undeniable: Last, dragging ass in this rapping scrimmage.
This cat is finished, I’ll cut a bitch in half and fuck up this trick like a bad magician.

average 1.5/5

^^This kid thinks he rhymes best. He tries to prove his mindset but ain’t got the ice, yet.
Green couldn’t strike me except as the likeness of Mike Epps... if he lost too many nice bets.

i feel the flow not hitting so hard fo rme tho 2.5/5

But on some real talk, you ain’t jack shit. This is a giant versus the freaking beanstalk.
I could grind your bones to make my feed, dawg, and not have to pull any fucking meat off.

smack 4/5

My bars are savage, he’s hardly average. So watch me slay this sucking faggot.
Who sucks at rapping but if his dream works I would just train this fucking dragon.*

not bad the puch on the dragon wasnt so hard 2/5

Meanwhile, he’s trying to be defiant but my kicks use speed science to breed violence
So, I aim for his head with my feet flying to turn Leeroi into a vegetable: Green Giant.

smack 4/5

I’m a pain supplier with a reign of fire** that will leave him extinct, the last of his kind.
But nobody mourns his passing in time cause who’s gonna miss the last faggot who rhymes?

nice 3/5

kau takes this sorry green more multi better flow and harder hitting punches
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you'll get left brainless with no simi watch me bet really its clear that you not me
and so you can understand hear go some dead language in nomini patri et filii et spirutu sancti

you have to explain this?

i dont do expos i rather enjoy being more intelligent than you but here go

you'll get
left brainless with no semi watch me bet really its clear that you not me
dead language in nomine patri et filii et spiritu sancti

latin is a dead langauge it says in the name of the father the son and the holy spirit

it is the last words the boondock saints speak before they clear out their targets brain matter

the "dead language" is reference back to my opener trying to communicate with an animal and ultimately with a corpse

like i said in the shoutbox you wouldnt get it and if i explained my whole verse it be a novel im to complex thanks for taking time to vote
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Post by Quix »

i told you expo's benifit a verse. LOL


i'm sure you'll (leeroi) explain ya shit in next battle ;)
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Post by leeroi green »

nah i dont mind if you dont get it i throw more similes than metas and the way i see it if someone doesnt get it oh well people have the right to like another verse its okay to like simple, as for me this is art and my picture is perfect if you like/dislike vote if you are curious what my shit means google everything or not
sorry for free post pick a winner already
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Re: leeroi green vs kau the lion

Post by 2xS »

Ite I'll Break It Down Into Cats, And Explain. . .


Flow- Leeroi. . .Kau, Ur Just Seemed Stretched A Bit More Than He Did

Punches- Kau. . .Leeroi, I Just Felt Like You Didn't Come As Agressive Towards Your Opponent As Kau Came To You

Multiz- Kau. . .Leeroi Did Have Some, BUT, They Were Small And Not As "ahhh" Factoring For Me

Nameplay/Wordplay/Personals- Kau. . .Leeroi, You Stuck To The Lion Thing Too Much, And By The End Of Your Verse I Just Felt Like You Drained It Dry. Kau Used Both Your Name And The Dragon Thing To His Advantage, And He Never Stayed On One For Too Long. He Alternated Between Nameplay With Green, Dragon, And Leeroi!

Overall, I Believe Kau Was More Consistent With A Battle Verse. Therefore My Vote Goes To Him.
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Re: leeroi green vs kau the lion

Post by JDR »

Kau
Prolly the best battle verse I've seen you write. Really liked how you kept the flow nice and still fit in all the multies. You blended nice personals and punches together. Some hard disses and self braggin' but overall, a nice blend.

Green
I see what you were doing with some of your lines but honestly way to complex. Comin' simple is different than telling something simple if you dig wat im sayin? Thto you could of flipped some of these lines to still be creative but you over did it in a lot of parts. Really liked some of ya concepts tho and some of ya bars were nice.

Either way, Vote goes to Kau.
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Re: leeroi green vs kau the lion

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Thread closed and records updated.


Kau wins KO.
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