Kau the Lion vs eN Santana (Kau wins KO)

[Kau the Lion]

5 bars due whenever.

Vote on whatever categories you want as long as it's explained.

[eN Santana]

5 bars, 10 lines?

[Kau the Lion]

5 bars, 10 lines?

Correct.

-- Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:05 am --

Fuck Santana! This woman needs some black magical shit to be matching my wits.*
Plus, I don’t wanna battle a bitch so do something more natural, Miss, like having some kids.

And whether you’re an actual chick or just some faggoty kid you’re still the type to choke.
Fact of it is this rapper with tits couldn’t get support here if I gave her the right to vote.

You won’t strike a note or strike a chord with me, accordingly we’ll all forget.
Cause she’ll be “passing” back in Dallas when I knock this Kidd off the Net.**

My awesome text will unclasp this scumbag from Murk Mcnasty’s nut sac.
Fun fact: An act of sodomy on this Nikki Minaj wannabe wouldn’t bother me.

Honestly, the odds are against me getting this dyke in bed to give up head.
So when I punt this cunt I’ll beat the spread and leave the bitch upset instead.


*Santana had a song titled "Black Magic Woman"
**Jason Kidd left the Nets to play for Dallas, where eN Santana is from.

If you don't get anything else here ask or don't vote.

[eN Santana]

*clears throat*

I thought I was the only broad in this battle.. here's another bitch tryna spark up..
but I guess I am Kim in this match and you're Nicki............Parker!..
Dude get ya bars up, cuz i'll take ya nuts and rope tie em with rust..
then crush ya bones on ya lines, til ya practically Lion in dust..
ya whole style is whack as ya concepts and the rest is subpar..
tho ya serving a Spanish punch, <-- we still won't see the Best of Kau..
ya dont get drawz or snap bras, bitches aint sexin ya, chill..
and lets keep it real, buying infested prostitutes won't make you Collectively Ill..
As far as testing ya skills?... you won't ever impress chicks dude..
the last time Li had a chick on a stand.....she testified against you..



-ez


*Best of Kau (Ca)/Spanish (Ca-Ca = Shit)

[blokB]

flow= Kau...... most lines read much cleaner in my head but i feel both were simple rhyme schemes
punchlines= Kau..... killed it. "And whether you’re an actual chick or just some faggoty kid you’re still the type to choke.
Fact of it is this rapper with tits couldn’t get support here if I gave her the right to vote." (favorite bar for sure but all had heat)

overall both verses were cool but i fealt Kau takes it hands down. the insult factor won it for me i think though. nice battle.

[TheNobleOne]

ive seen kau come a bit harder in his other battles. but i have to say he got the edge on this one. his shit was just put together better. set ups that lead to the punch line were just better overall. i think he could have came a lot better, like maybe flipped some more santana shit or some nicki minaj shit but it was enough to get the job done. i think santana could have worded some of his shit to hit with more sting. like the prostitute line was cool but was kind of basic.

but word my vote goes to KAU

[K KiLLaH]

Everything tie except multis and Ima give that to kau the lion

This was a really close dope battle .....Everyones saying it coulda been better....Yeah...if it was longer !!STOP!! encouraging these short battles and aim for at least a 16 line battle SMH the extra 6 lines woulda made it more clear who won

[eN Santana]

Coo votes. Nice one Kau.. catch me audio

[Kau the Lion]

Coo votes. Nice one Kau.. catch me audio

Word, I plan to make the move to audio soon.

[Kuhlerblynd]

Thread closed and records updated.