Fast Food Chains [[Collectively Ill Collaboration]]

[Kuhlerblynd]

Each of us chose a food chain to represent, and we are in competition with each other. We would like our readers to read thru the verses, and tell us which food chain YOU would pick, based on the verses we have put together for you. Each person's chain will be placed next to their name, so you know which food store/franchise they are representing...


Orfadox - Dixie Chicken

Fuck K.F.C The Chicken There Is Rancid,As For Maccy D's...Wanna Chance It?
Send Taco Bell Out Of Business So I Make Dixie The Only Chick That You Fancy
We Do The Best Food At Low Price's,Its Really A No Brainer Who You'll Choose
Taking The Crown Run All The Others To The Ground Cos This Is A Comp I Wont Lose
Im The King Of These Burgers Top Of The Chain Is A Postion I Intend To Stay
So While Your On Ya Way To One Of The Others Why Not Just Eat In Here Today
We Will Make You Feel Welcome And Our Profits Are Growing Due To You Helping
We Guarantee We Wont Get Your Order Wrong Like K.F.C...Save's You Shouting
So When You See The Arches Steer Clear Cos Remember The Foods Always Hot Here
And As An Added Bonus No-one Jizz's In Ya Burgers So Ya Can Eat Without No Fear
So If All You Want Is The Best Burgers Around Why Not Stop By The Best Place In Town
Cos With The Best Food And The Lowest Prices We Promise Not To Let You Down

Illaborate - McDonald's

McDonalds... made with tough love, that's just how it is/
Eat our food and grow as strong as arnold is//
If you're homeless, you can be one of ronalds kids/
McDonalds has got monopoly, burger king has got me sick//
KFC is a bucket of grease/
Taco Bell is awful! Hell... it made me vomit and peace//
Went up the street/
Thinkin I could find me some meat//
Not that cluck cluck shit, I needa find me some beef/
Good sir. You got hamburgers? "Just chicken" I started stompin my feet//
LISTEN!! Get me the manager! I'm gonna punch in his teeth/
Got some free chicken for the threat, I guess my mission is complete//

IntrinsicCadance - KFC

With the Colonel at my back, I'll murder all these half-ass fast food acts,
How I'mma do that, you ask? With a full proof plan to eliminate the whack.
First I'm gonna pull back the trigger and blast a cap in some alley cats,
gather up the meat and add it to the vats of beef these other fools have.
I'll scatter the innards around, keepin' 'em hidden so they can't be found,
this is sure to arouse sinister scowls on the soon-to-be cynical dinner crowd.
But when they take a sip to wash down all the foul sensations that surround,
a laced-in fast acting laxative goes down the hatch, and in a minute blaaoooww!
Now I call the Sanitation agents I have paid to bring about the final downfall,
they look around in awe- regurgitation and loose stools spewin' from the anuses of all.
I've crucified these other losers, they ain't got a chance against my maneuvers,
so come on over to my Fried Chicken lovers lounge and enjoy the only grub in town...

Murk McNasty - Burger King

This is Murk, puttin in work, I am sure you have heard-of-me
I'm the C.E.O. of the best fast food chain in the industry, Burger-King
For advice, turn-to-me... We've got the thickest chicken-nuggets
Competitors sell chicken-buckets with enough grease, you'll kick-the-bucket
The McRib-is-something... But I promise you it's not pork or beef-though
One hundred percent here, and flame broiled, not pre cooked then deep-froze
Just come on in, bring ya next-of-kin, or the chick you are sexin-wit
Besides, who wants to eat nachos and tacos that aren't made by Mexicans???
Why go to a racist colonel for some breasts? Might as well sell watermelon
DIXIE Chicken? You gotta be kiddin', and I guess all blacks are marked-as-felons
When it comes to beef, we hit-hard, and it's hunger we discard
And for today only! First five picking us gets a fifty dollar gift-card!!!

(VOTE Burger King as your place for lunch TODAY!!!!)

Kau the Lion - Taco Bell

Two burger joints down in one week, no coincidence
Cause ya know I had a hand in both incidents.
Slipped in the back with a lock pick, brought some dog shit.
My plan is verb, the managers are too late to stop it.
Found in either freezer the meager patties of beef.
Shut down the temperature so these maggots could feast.
Now it’s time to ruffle feathers and fuck up the cluckers.
Serve a side of second thoughts with any fried fowl supper.
A few dead chickens for some finger lickin’ trickery.
Make sure myself the Board of Health hands me cinched victory.
So where you gonna eat now? Same dead old tired places?
Or Taco Bell? Think outside the health code violations!



For everyone that reads this, please let it be known which place you would chose based on the verses above, like I said in the beginning of this post. Our whole concept and idea of this is to basically be in competition with each, so its kind of like a five-way battle, if you will. Thanks to all that read this, and even more that feed it. If you leave a link to one of your posts, we will take our time to feed your stuff back as well. Good luck to everyone in the crew!!! May the games begin...

[The Gonz]

LOL this was an ill concept, definitely digging the idea. Executed very well, although Illaborate's contribution was a bit weak comparatively speaking lol. Anyways, all put forth good verses, had some good chuckles at the fast food espionage taking place. IC's verse should come with a complimentary barf bag. If I have to vote though, I've gotta go with Burger King cuz that Mexican line had me crackin up hard. Good job yall, this was a nice blend of comedy and competition. Granted, I'm not too hungry after reading this lol.

[Kuhlerblynd]

IC's verse should come with a complimentary barf bag.

Lol no doubt about that haha. Thanks for feeding man.

-- Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:19 pm --

Or Taco Bell? Think outside the health code violations!

Funniest part of the whole piece IMO.

[Momeijah]

Orf and Murk's verses were my favourites. I'd totally choose Burger King if we go by these verses, but in the real world it's always gonna be KFC lol.

I agree with Illaborate's part lacking compared to the rest, definitely cause of the length. I've seen u do a lot better man. As for Orfadox, compared to the previous drops I've seen you've improved a lot when it comes to flow and rhyming. I really liked ur verse.

IC's was hilarious, I imagined him as some sort of mad scientist. I just hope nothing like that goes on in the real world... then again what I don't know can't hurt me haha. Murk's was the best to me, the advertising was good lol. The whole thing was consistent and realistic too, no problems with rhymes and flow either. Kau ur fucking disgusting man ur gonna make me paranoid lol. Your flow stood out the most as usual, aswell as the 'this is what I did to all the other places... you'll HAVE to come here now' vibe haha.

Overall, funny drop. Only problem is lack of variety because u guys were either advertising yourselves or poisoning a rival's food. At the same time though for those 2 topics u had original ideas and kept it fresh, like ur food hopefully lol.

[Orfadox]

thanks for the feed Moe

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[QwarterZ]

LOL this was a niiiiiiice concept...the idea of this piece was on some whole other shit...if anything I'd say just film a video and perform this shit lol...I guarentee a couple hundred thousand hits...either way based on who I'd choose of this whole piece..Im going to have to go with Burger King...Murk just came with it....although I though Kaus was pretty dope as well I dont know man...this was a slick piece...you guys did your thing...keep it up...peace

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[Kuhlerblynd]

Thanks for the feed Qwartz. Uppin'.

[Lawgix]

yeah this was a cool read... i liked it that you guys stuck with competing with each other... i could see IC doin that shit tho... or burnin all of your food joints down... lol... creative as hell... you guys do a good job with stayin on topic and flow... think i really liked the Murder collab a lot better tho... this was a good one tho... keep up the good work guys!!!

[Orfadox]

thanks for the feed man

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[sylent]

Nice my dude shit was ill kept me reading I would agree to choosing the burger king verse but all in all was a really sick piece keep doin u

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[The Man]

This shit is off the chain.

[Orfadox]

Thanks For The Feed

[Kuhlerblynd]

This shit is off the chain.

Literally haha