Crazy Shit

[Phasewon]

Just a lil' freestyle type verse,
Feed is appreciated and returned.


[Phasewon]
A lot of people think I'm a foul mouth...
Well they can suck my dick while I take a fuckin' shit in an outhouse
I spout out the first worst thing I can think
While I scream at my shrink every curse word you'd think was extinct
I'm on the brink of insanity... Chasin' agents
In the Matrix naked 'cause I think it's reality
Beastiality is my true call, I'm a nut case
Fuckin' a Baboon raw, fuck AIDS
I'll have a slut raped, and tortured daily, of course I'm crazy
I'll force an aborted baby in a Mormon lady
I'm more than shady, I'm the top extortionist
Tellin' the foster kids at the orphanage what an abortion is
I'll storm your crib when your twin children are born
Then beat you with 'em, swingin' 'em by the umbilical cord
My syllable form is some amazin' shit, Phase is sick
There's a blatant pic of Satan's dick imprinted on my laserdisc
My razor tip will scrape your skull, then I'll break a hole
In your flesh, and open your chest to rape your soul
I role with heroin addicts, bumpin' Marilyn Manson
And gothic emos, swappin' needles with no sterilants added
I'm in a padded room with a bag of shrooms, grabbin' a
Jagged broom to stab a goon, then pour acid in the faggot's wounds
I'm relapsin' soon, on three gas balloons
In the afternoon, tryin' to slit my wrists with a plastic spoon
Howlin' at the moon, I'm a rabid dog, jackin' off
With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glass and shards
I'll clash with God, feast on the weak and the feeble
Stampede the Cathedral and impale the priest on the steeple
I'm evil, but people say I ain't the same
Ever since I changed my name, and started sniffin' paint and 'cain
I swallowed eight grenades, and a box of razor blades
Laced my veins with AIDS and traded brains with an Orangutang
Tangle you in cable, hang you, gag you and have you strangled
Then beat the fuck out of your guardian angel with his halo
I'll make you drink a can of gas, feed you shattered glass
Then sit back and laugh, as you have to pass it out yo faggot ass!

[The Gonz]

Lol this shit was... Crazy. Some sick rhyme schemes and multies, loved the playfulness of it. Good shit bro.

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[QwarterZ]

This was actually pretty dope man, I'm diggin' the flow
the multi's were all over the place, the inner's were cool too
the idea wasn't too original...........but FUCK that you killed this
I'm diggin' it my dude, nice to see someone drop some true crazy shit
keep writing!

[Phasewon]

'Preciate the feed yall.

[The Man]

Sounds like you must really like Eminem. I liked the rhyme schemes, they were very good. The overall topic was everywhere like Obama votes, but I liked it.

[aLb]

Oh, we gotta collab. Some off the wall shit. Had me rolling. "Who just farted?"

[Colossus]

My favorite writer on the site. You capture the young Eminem style perfectly. Having the same style isn't bad when it's just written though. Writing is practice and this was entertaining. You really impress me not just with multi complexity or amount but your syllable count is GODLY.

Keep it up. Peep my audio if you get a chance.

[Tim Edgar]

yeh dope.
wish i'd writ it.
big props.
2 many favourite bits to list.
peace

[Phasewon]

Props for the feed yall, it's been returned.

[rockstar]

Thats some crazy work of art i'm feelin it bar for bar ,
phasewoman you ill