Kau the Lion vs Murk McNasty (Kau Wins K.O. 3-0)

[Kau the Lion]

6 bars Due 1 week from check ins.

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Edit:
My vote - http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/colos ... 18972.html

[Kuhlerblynd]

Chiggity check...

-- Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:28 pm --

Aight man, I'm in this to win this shit... Dont think Im gonna sleep on you...


First off, let's take a look at this dude right here...




Ayo...

You aint puttin on a show here, why lift the curtain? My timing is perfect to retire the worthless
One ugly muthafucka, should stay in the dark, cuz the look of this pic, the fact you turned on the light is disturbin'!!!

I dun more than ya whole town, what do you own, clown? You just hiding deep in the rental
Face it bro... You couldnt get a fan in this match if you turned around and reached in the window!!!

*-from Dunmore, Penn.

I start a crew, you follow like a magnet, attached... Shittt... Like a swallow, sniping faggot
You're punches soft like pillows dawg, K sway against opponents when gettin' disqualified in matches!!!

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/kau-t ... 17974.html

KAU? Haha, who you gonna scare CROW? Don't dare, bro... My punches come in bunches and pound ya spine in
I'ma ten, man... You aint even a six, damn... You aint got the heart to step up, cowardly lion...

Man, you settin off a bomb with a short fuse... I heard you supposed to on that Jenny Craig shit, I'ma report you
You look as big as a horse, dude... But it seems the only time LION holds any weight is an a fuckin courtroom!!!

I'll fuckin kick ya door in, take all ya gold, set ablaze all you own, and escape with your soul
Dont worry though... Thats gotta be alot more fuckin exciting than this fat chick that you have waiting at home!!!



Meet Kau's girlfriend, everyone...



Kaaaa----BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM son!!!!

[Kau the Lion]

That's my wife, dude. Collectively Ill or not; It's on.



I’m not a backstabber but your punches are haphazard and ass-backwards
Are you really that bad a rapper or have you had your password hacked by Hazard?

Murk couldn't be nasty with hives in his slimy vagina while dieing of the swine flu.
Son, this battle will unwind you and show we don’t have to collab for me to outshine you.*

Your favorite hobby is hiding dude’s cue stick next to gobbling cock meat, probably.
I asked about his uptight buddy, he said “Stick up his ass!” and he wasn’t talking robbery.

Honestly, this dumb ass don’t know what a meta for, but I don’t play with words I settle scores.
Raped this whore and left his next opponent sloppier seconds than the seventh dwarf.

His mixtape is only hater proof if it never earns release, you’ll never see his verse beat me.
Kuhlerblynd? My punches will make Murk see black and white stars like the first TV’s. **

You research persons you’re versing more than nerds’ dissertations and what’s more worthless?
Your overcomplicated explanations or the self hype exclamation points in your verses?



* [Our Collectivelly Ill Collab]
** [His MySpace]


Finally, a battle that our crew can vote on.

[Orfadox]

Punches:Kau
Nameplay:Kau
Wordplay:Kau
Personals:Murk
Flow:Tie
Multies:Tie


Nice Battle.....Think Both Had Some Pretty Strong Punches But Personally Felt Kau's Verse Was Stronger.....Overall My Vote Goes To Kau

[IntrinsicCadence]

Alright, I'm gonna do a bar-by-bar breakdown on this one...

You aint puttin on a show here, why lift the curtain? My timing is perfect to retire the worthless
One ugly muthafucka, should stay in the dark, cuz the look of this pic, the fact you turned on the light is disturbin'!!!

Not bad, the first line had pretty good flow, not so tight in the second line. You set up the punch well but it didn't connect too hard with the 'turned on the light is disturbin' thing. It was aimed personal though, so that gives it a plus. Not a bad bar, maybe coulda started off a little stronger though.
3/5

I dun more than ya whole town, what do you own, clown? You just hiding deep in the rental
Face it bro... You couldnt get a fan in this match if you turned around and reached in the window!!!

Like the play on words with his home town. Flow wasn't bad, but again the first line seemed to be better. You aimed personal again, good on that. Punch, again, kinda didn't strike as hard as it could've. Had a solid set up but just a small jab to finish it off.
3/5

I start a crew, you follow like a magnet, attached... Shittt... Like a swallow, sniping faggot
You're punches soft like pillows dawg, K sway against opponents when gettin' disqualified in matches!!!

Wasn't feeling this bar too much. There wasn't much connection between the different things ur saying. Seems like if ur setting up with a diss about following u into the crew u should finish off with something related to his performance in the crew or something. Same with the soft like pillows line, set up for a nice punch about soft punches, but then u shift away from talking bout his punches halfway into the sentence. I see a theme running through these first three bars of real nice set ups for punches that don't land anywhere.
2/5

KAU? Haha, who you gonna scare CROW? Don't dare, bro... My punches come in bunches and pound ya spine in
I'ma ten, man... You aint even a six, damn... You aint got the heart to step up, cowardly lion...

This bar felt like it had a more fluid flow than your previous ones that was of equal quality in both lines. Ur concept stuck a bit longer too, u stayed on one basic topic, that ur better than him, and stayed on that. Don't think u need so many ...'s though. This had a decent punch, nothing spectacular, but made its target. Although it kinda felt like u are calling urself a crow.
3/5

Man, you settin off a bomb with a short fuse... I heard you supposed to on that Jenny Craig shit, I'ma report you
You look as big as a horse, dude... But it seems the only time LION holds any weight is an a fuckin courtroom!!!

Solid flow again. Had some funny shit in there. The courtroom line is well thought out, nice play on words. I don't know though, based on that pic it doesn't seem like Kau's really that fat, so that takes away from some of the potential of the line.
3/5

I'll fuckin kick ya door in, take all ya gold, set ablaze all you own, and escape with your soul
Dont worry though... Thats gotta be alot more fuckin exciting than this fat chick that you have waiting at home!!!

Solid flow again. Struck real personal, the kind of personal that some may hold grudge worthy, but don't expect Kau will. These too lines worked a bit better together than some of the other ones, this bar felt like one complete bar while a lot of the other bars felt more like two separate lines.
4/5

Murk Overall: 18/25

I’m not a backstabber but your punches are haphazard and ass-backwards
Are you really that bad a rapper or have you had your password hacked by Hazard?

Appreciate the comedy being brought in straight away. The rhyme scheme is real nice. The punch does pretty well here. Overall, nice way to open it up.
4/5

Murk couldn't be nasty with hives in his slimy vagina while dieing of the swine flu.
Son, this battle will unwind you and show we don’t have to collab for me to outshine you.

Flow is alright, not as good as I'm used to from u, but some multis are in there nonetheless. I could see where u were going with the punch, but I don't think it struck too hard, cuz whether ur verse or his was better in the collab 'd be up to personal opinion. The first line was funny.
3/5

Your favorite hobby is hiding dude’s cue stick next to gobbling cock meat, probably.
I asked about his uptight buddy, he said “Stick up his ass!” and he wasn’t talking robbery.

Stuck with the same concept through the bar, makes the bar connect well. Flow was a bit basic. This bar feels worded a little strange, makes the punch less strong. The second line is funny though, with some nice wordplay. Second line reads like more of a dis to his friend that to Murk personally though.
3/5

Honestly, this dumb ass don’t know what a meta for, but I don’t play with words I settle scores.
Raped this whore and left his next opponent sloppier seconds than the seventh dwarf.

The flow was decent here, the multis felt a bit better this time. Again, appreciate the comedy. The punch wasn't bad, but this is also the first bar I've read that didn't really seem too personal.
2/5

His mixtape is only hater proof if it never earns release, you’ll never see his verse beat me.
Kuhlerblynd? My punches will make Murk see black and white stars like the first TV’s.

I liked this bar. Flow was solid. Wordplay was well done. Funny.
4/5

You research persons you’re versing more than nerds’ dissertations and what’s more worthless?
Your overcomplicated explanations or the self hype exclamation points in your verses?

Haha, nice way to end with the explanations and exclamation point line. Decent personal punch here. The first line was conceptually good, but worded a little strange with the what's more worthless tacked on to the end. But overall, a nice bar to end it with.
4/5

Overall Kau: 20/25

Vote goes to: Kau

[Lol_Munteskue]

Punches:Kau (tvs/ stick up his ass)
Nameplay:Kau (kuhlerblynd line)
Wordplay: murk (dunmore, even though i think i saw someone else use that)
Personals:Murk (the wife diss was as personal as it gets)
Flow: kau (i dont think murk had one)
Multies:Murk (more complex multies/rhyme schemes)

vote: well, I guess you guys tied the categories, but MVGT Kau

[Kuhlerblynd]

Kau wins. Records updated and thread closed.