Minimum Wage

[Duke]

Spend all my days as a slave for this minimum wage with no savings/
I’ll never make it, scrape for down payments on cold city pavement/
While others have fun raving and clubbing like cavemen/
I work like an Asian, trapped in a camp for child labor/
I catch shit from my boss like Don Mattingly, as I work in this factory/
Floor managers laugh at me, damn near have to ask to pee/
Go crazy from thinking I’m a lose a finger in this damn machine/
Workplace accidents happen randomly like the time the forklift damaged me/
Living as a fast food factotum, customers rude so I have to show ‘em/
Don’t tell no one, but I wipe my dick on Dunken Donuts/
On a mission to piss on Wack Arnold’s pickles till they get the picture/
Call female customers bitches, wipe burgers on my butt when it itches/
You might not be down with this if you’ve never been subjected to urinalysis/
Borrowing my sober homeboy Allen’s piss whenever it comes down to it/
I guess I should have worked harder at Algebra instead of downing the fifth/
Can’t take eight more hours of this, rather fucking slit my wrists/
This coward’s existence of barely subsisting/
On a mission to go off in the workplace like nuclear fission/
Get my motor going postal, when I whip my supervisor with the toaster/
Tired of running in circles like an oval, wearing uniforms and smiles conforming/

[complexity]

"Spend all my days as a slave for this minimum wage with no savings/
I’ll never make it, scrape for down payments on cold city pavement/
While others have fun raving and clubbing like cavemen/
I work like an Asian, trapped in a camp for child labor/
I catch shit from my boss like Don Mattingly, as I work in this factory/
Floor managers laugh at me, damn near have to ask to pee/
Go crazy from thinking I’m a lose a finger in this damn machine/
Workplace accidents happen randomly like the time the forklift damaged me/"

Very descriptive. I would have said land on me though because in a casual conversation, you wouldn't say a forklift damaged me. The pee line I'm sure is true.

"Don’t tell no one, but I wipe my dick on Dunken Donuts/
On a mission to piss on Wack Arnold’s pickles till they get the picture/
Call female customers bitches, wipe burgers on my butt when it itches/
You might not be down with this if you’ve never been subjected to urinalysis/"

Lost you. I don't find much of this funny because it concerns the food that many of us eat, which will immediately give a gag reaction from us. You can joke about what ever besides what you do to someones food!

The rest of the verse didn't mean much to me.

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As for the idea of others out partying, yah that pisses me off too, when you have motherfuckers living off the government with the same lifestyle as you. But what can you do. Me and Jesus were talking about this the other day.