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Re: JoeyPiff Vs TOYH

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Re: JoeyPiff Vs TOYH

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Ok Ok Quick Key.

That was trash kid you pure wack bitch my flows attackin
and people only gonna take there hats off to you when ya hearse passes (u dead lol)
Slient death give him the needle ya verse to feeble
in the "Hall of Fame" you'll neva get a good "spot" like a gym full of weak people (ahaha)
My bars are clearly bettah i no you can tell
and when ya brain gets tired ill "aim-n-fire" like prayers in hell (wordplay)
You dropin the soap kid so what bars you holdin bitch
you like a bad "coke" dealer not worthy to exchange a "blow" with

OK kO Ok lmao. vote up
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Re: JoeyPiff Vs TOYH

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SORRY


CATS SWEEP For joey piff!!


vote Joey



You dropin the soap kid so what bars you holdin bitch
you like a bad "coke" dealer not worthy to exchange a "blow" with

personally i think that one line Killled his whole verse!!



Joey's punches came moore direct n aggresive, while TOYH's were the opposite! Also Joeys verse had a much smoother flow, and the content seemed to come across harder! Wasn't feeling TOYH' sverse....allmost like OYH was trying to clown on dudde.....Bad job!!

vote Joey

oh n TOYH, you didn't win in multies!!!

Joey Never Needed A Sitter His Mom Licked His Lips And Stuck 'Em To Tha Wall
Now He's On illest Suckin On My Balls Another Loss Now He Stuck On Tha Fall

Stuck em on the wall: 5 sylables stuck on the fall: 4 sylables = bad multie


i Cant Believe Outta 10,000 Sperm He Was Tha Quickest Be Ready For Sick Shit
No Way i'll Miss This Cuz i'll Go Ballistic His Style is Cystic Just Another Statistic

decent here ^

i Could Write A Limerick But He's To Dumb To Understand Tha Pun This Man is Dumb
it's A Fact i'll Withstand This Bum And Stab Him in Tha Face 'Til His Hand is Numb

3 syable multie, pretty basic

When it Comes To His intelligence His Teeth Are Brighter i'm A Discretive Writer
Couldn't Burn Me if i Helped Him Reach Tha Lighter My Rhymes What He Least Desires

Writer n Desires = Don't match


IMO

Thats why i said Cats sweep! cuz i believe it was! take or leave my vote i ain't give a shit
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1-0 uppin
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punches-Joey Piff
multi's-TOYH
wordplay-TOYH
creativity-Joey Piff
personals-Joey Piff
nameplay-TOYH
Enjoyment-Joey Piff
Flow-TOYH


This Battle should be voted a Tie but i cant do that so its like this...TOYH came with some nice wordplay and some witty bars but just none of them where really hard hittin punches they juss flowed nicely, they didn't do much damage..On the other hand Joey Piff came decent he was droppin direct punches that might not have been Crazy but did the job..





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2-0 me uppin for the kO.!
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Damn TOYH... Joey got you on this one man... we gotta quit underestimating cats like Joey & Quix.
"You dropin the soap kid so what bars you holdin bitch
you like a bad "coke" dealer not worthy to exchange a "blow" with" - that was pretty much the nail in the coffin..

TOYH, I won't go into any further details other than you could've come better, you and I both know...

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ayy i win good ish.
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awww lmfao sorry if i struck a nerve, but ALL the multies i REPEAT ALLLLLLLL The multies are suppose to match, especially the last one of each line! but you can believe whatever you like dog, like i said..DON'T COUNT MAH VOTE THEN!
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no all votes need to be respected. lol close this
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Instead of just saying cat sweep, at least put the cats, so we know what you're going by, because in my opinion, using basic cats, TOYH should have won. But it's all opinions I guess. Also, Joey's closer wasn't all that great, in my opinion, once again. Regardless of the rules in the first post, he flipped a little bit, but no biggie I guess. Good battle though guys.
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Re: JoeyPiff Vs TOYH

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you need too re-read what i wrote in mah first post. Some Matched, but were pretty basic. Thats all i'm saying.

Teeth-Are-Bright-er - 4 sylas
Dis-cret-ive-Writ-er - 5 sylas
Reach-Tha-Lighter - 4 sylas
What-He-Least-Des-ires 6 sylas

in mah book that doesn't match, but hey i may be Retarded...but then i again i may be right!! lmfao @ TOYH being so mad for one category!! you lost the others tooo....ya know what.


FUCK IT!

Flow
Punches
content
Complexity
Consistancey
Enjoyment

go to JOEY and you can Have MULTIES!!! congratz you still got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!! lol



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^ someone close this please!
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