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jus one of my old battle rhymes

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"He Steals Attention"

I'ma SMOKE THIS F4GGOT Til OPEN GASHES EXPLODE TO ASHES! Shit, Only A Retard Would QUESTION THAT HE'D HARM ME!!!!
Truth Is, He's A E-Thug, Who Really Get's No Chance Of "Attention", Like Arm Amputee VETERANS IN THE ARMY!!!!

"The Robbery Takes Place Now!"

Fuck This NERD AND HIS QUOTES, He's Just A JERK AND A JOKE!... Shit, It's SURPRISING HOW HE COLD TALKS!!!!
A Robbery? HOW???, The Only Time You "Riding With A 9 Cuz You Had The Balls", Involves A Buggy, The IRON & THE GOLF COURSE!!!!

BLAH..

I'll PEEL YOUR EYELIDS BACK, So YOU FEEL MY VIOLENT ACTS, And Really SEE THIS IS SO RAW!!!!!
How I'm Complex, Witty & Hard, While The Only Thing You Got "Under Your Belt Here".... Is A Small PENIS AND NO BALLS!!!!

WHO LIKES NOOB CUNTS? This DUDES LIKE "MUTE NUNNS", Aint No Way You Can TRY AND TELL ME YOUR TIGHT YOU JEW....
Everyone Knows I Fathered Your Style Kid, Shit, Now I'm Beating The FucK Thru It, It MIGHT AS WELL BE CHILD ABUSE!!!!

Krueger Said BANDIT WILL BEAT ME?... CAN IT, YOU GEEK G's, I Mean Shit, IS HE JOKING, LIKE HE'S BEAST?!?!?!
The Closest Bandit Would Get To "Dropping Heat In Bars"..... Would Be QUITTING SMOKING WHILE BUYING DRINKS!!!!!

I STARTED ABSURD, Finish Better, So AFTER THIS VERSE, Ill Fuck Him So People Think SHORT AND PROPER, This ROOKIES MY SPOUSE!!!
Guna Post Up First, Cuz The Bandit Wont Win By "Addressing Me Legit After The Lines".... Like BORDER HOPPERS, THAT'S LOOKING FOR HOUSES!!!!

You STUPID DISMAL FOOL, YOU'RE TO PREDICTABLE!... So How Can You Drop A SENTENCE THAT JUST SWALLOWS ME????
It'll Be Like, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... SHIT PUNCH", Cuz Your Verse Has More Fillers Lined Up Then... DENTISTS AFTER HALLOWEEN!!!!

I'm COMING TIGHT LIKE VIRGINS, SONNIN' RHYMES, AND SERVIN'... Til This WACKS FEELING OVER AND DONE!!!
Cuz The Only Time Bandit Go's "Blow For Blow While Someones Comin' With Heat", Involves Giving Sexual Pleasures To CRACK DEALERS HOLDIN' A GUN!!!!

Bandit Only "Hits On Men" While ASKING FOR NUMBERS, He ASKS IN A ABUNDANCE, While Noone Can STEP ON MY PLACEMENT!!
Cuz Shit, My Punches Will Leave Bandit's Blood "Traveling Thru The Air"... Like That Shit WENT ON VACATION!!!!

I "Rip F4ggots" Like GYMS FOR HOMOS, To Fast, Even If I SPIT IN SLOW MO, SHIT, I Could SPIT DRAFTS THAT GOT THIS CUNT BROKE!!!
Cuz Lets Be Serious, The Only Time The Bandit Could "Possess A Ill Verse"... Would Involve Doing WITCH CRAFT ON WHAT I JUST WROTE!!!!
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Re: jus one of my old battle rhymes

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I hate it when new members do this. They join a site and post up some old ass battle punches that may or may not have been bitten. Point is, nobody cares. Post up some new shit or just go to Callouts and show off your battling skills where it matters. I'm not even bothering to read it. I will say this though, your bars are loooooong aaaas fuuuuuuuuck. Keep it fresh. When you post some new shit, I'll read it.
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Re: jus one of my old battle rhymes

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already posted a callout
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