Oh Man i Was So Fuckin Wasted Last Night

[Momeijah]

im Talking Spending About 10 Mins Leaning Against The Wall in a Cubicle Trying To Stay On ur Feet, Before Eventually Leaving And Puking in The Urinal Drunk.

im Talking Sitting Outside The Club With Vomit Down ur Hoodie, Face Pressed Against a Wall Because u Like The Cold Sensation (Then u Dry Heave For a Bit) Drunk.

im Talking Spending The Entire Taxi Journey Home Leaning Out The Window Like a Fucking Corpse, Dry Heaving More, And Giving The Driver ur Bank Card And Pin Number To Withdraw Fare Money For u Drunk.

i Also Have No Hangover, Go Me.

Drink ur Jagermeister Sensibly Folks.

-- Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:23 pm --

Now i Have a Hangover.

Ow, Owwwwwwwwwwww, Fuckin Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.