u Faggots Wnna Know What Real Class is?

[Momeijah]

Cheap Gin in a Wine Glass, Maybe With a Lime. Liiiiiiime.

Ok i GUESS This is Yet Another Fight Club Thread About The Wonder That is Booze. im Not Drunk Right Now Though im Only Baked.

Let's Talk About Stupid Shit We Did When We Were Drunk. Once i Got Really Drunk And Toilet Papered The Whole Club Bathroom, Then Left. i Donno Why i Fucking Did it, it Was Just One Of Those Spontaneous ideas u Get.

[Omega Bill]

I took my dick out and placed it on the beer pong table once to distract the other team.

It worked.

[Cee4]

Hmm stupid things when drunk?


Too many lol



My favourite:
I was at a house party and went round to the shops and when I came back I forgot what house it was and took a guess which turned out to be wrong. I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa and shouted for someone to pass me a beer at which point some guy came out the kitchen with a big fuck off knife and chased me out the house. Eventually I found the house party and about 10 minutes later the police turned up with the guy and I got put in a cell for the weekend

others
Climbed on top of a parked lorry and fell off
Played Russian roulette with a paintball gun
Put a straw hat on my head, sprayed it with deodorant and set it on fire
Broke my arm messing about on an ASDA trolley
Crashed my car
Sat my french exam drunk at school
Pissed on the wall of a police station


most of that was while ago. ive chilled down a bit now lol