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1 !LL B!tch (vs) MagicMark ( ILLY Wins By K.O.)

Post by 1 !LL B!tch »

Due By 11:59pm 2morrow
No Love/Hate/Buddy/Sexist lol/ votes

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Post by MagicMark »

sexist votes for the win... chea..

this my check.... check...

this could be a classic.. lets make it so..
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WTF?? ^^..

you gonna have this done i'll?... imma get on it now.. 5 bars? right?..
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Yup 5 Bars
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you seem cool, i didn't wanna have to do this, but ah well.. no going easy on a bitch.. check it.. read it slow and get everything...

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Ha.. Duce wants ta munch ya cunt.. i'll cut ya up, till you 'high and dry' like an 'ethopian who wants a blunt'
somethings fucked.. i rupture sluts.. ironic, magic got this 'pussy bleedin''.. MORE than 'Once a month'!!..

whats the bet she an ugly bitch.. can't go out cause nuttin' fits, shit just stick- ta rappin'
See, I don't know why you wanna "battle, won/ 1 Ill Bitch".. Cause Against magic' that'll NEVER HAPPEN!!.. (Get it?)

you aint a girl, you've been lied to, prolly got more facial hair than i do.. you a whore not a rival '
i tore up her vitals, scorin' from vile hits.. and you 'aint 'seein' me'.. got too much 'Cum stored in ya eyelid's!!..

i be servin' up skeet, she be slurpin' the drink.. probl'y heard it before but shits still hurtin' her heat
One thing confusin' me tho? you pro'lly been 'FUCKED by alot of guys'... how can you still be "'Virgin' on weak" (KILLER)...

Ya punches "drag, on " like what you look like you wearin' (Lmao)..
bitch.. i buck off on sight, n' you suck off all night..
im blowin' the bitch.. 'chicks only good for porno, online'.. so unless you 'exposin' ya tits'.. get the FUCK OFF THE SIGHT!!!!! (Real Talk... LOL)...


Chea... Holla..
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[font=Arial] Sorry I'm Late... Take A DQ If Ya Want...

Ya Swaga` Like Movie Clips In Car Dealerships Ya Act`in A Lot!!! Lol

It's Ez? This Heathen Crazy, Never A Grievin` Lady, Hard Punches! It's A Cost That I`land Like Fees In Haiti!!
Who Said It's Even, Shady! He Won't Be Breathin` Maybe, A Tool On His Gums Will Keep Em' Quiet Like A Teethin` Baby!!

You Lame & Dumb, Aint Flamein` None, Hole In Ya Brain & Hung, After I Put The 9 Be4 MM Like I'm Namein` Guns!!
She Bangin` Puns, Shamein` 1? Boy See My Name & Run, Get Ya Homies & I'll Have Marks`Men Broke Like Gun Range'in` Bums!!

Str8 Tamin` Son!!!!

Heat Spewed, A Geek Screwed, My Bleek Mood Ta` Get Nods In Battles You Gettin` Ney`Kid Like You Compete Nude!!
I Speak Rude, Deal Defeat Crude, Chew Rappas, Beat Newbs, !LLY Off The Rack & Mark`etable, I'm Sure To Eat Dude!!

Rat! Plain In Eagle Sight, Bangin` Evil Writes, Only Way Votes Trace Back Ta` You're`Up, Polls Claimin` People White!!
Flamein` Leathal Types, Slain & Beat Thru Sites, `Til R.I.P. Tade`Mark Like Death Phrases Gainin` Legal Rights!!

In Mode Ta` Smash Pros "Magic Fail" 11th 'L' Expose Ya Brash Lows He See The Top`less Like Hoes Fa` Flash Shows!!
A B!tch Knows Ta` Blast Foes, Who Throws The Trash Flows, Like Tattoos On Lower Backs, My Text Permenant Ova` Assholes!!

Will This Solja` Last? Noooooo!!!!


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Ha.. Duce wants ta munch ya cunt.. i'll cut ya up, till you 'high and dry' like an 'ethopian who wants a blunt'
somethings fucked.. i rupture sluts.. ironic, magic got this 'pussy bleedin''.. MORE than 'Once a month'!!..

THIS WAS OK. IM SURE SHES HEARD THIS PUNCH PLENTY ENOUGH, NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH BOY..MULTIS?? EHHH DECENT...

whats the bet she an ugly bitch.. can't go out cause nuttin' fits, shit just stick- ta rappin'
See, I don't know why you wanna "battle, won/ 1 Ill Bitch".. Cause Against magic' that'll NEVER HAPPEN!!.. (Get it?)

YEAH I GET IT, BUT IT WAS MORE OF A SELF HYPE THAT A DIRECT PUNCH TOWARDS HER, NICE ATTEMPT @ NAMEPLAY BUT IT DIDNT HIT FOR ME..

you aint a girl, you've been lied to, prolly got more facial hair than i do.. you a whore not a rival '
i tore up her vitals, scorin' from vile hits.. and you 'aint 'seein' me'.. got too much 'Cum stored in ya eyelid's!!..

THIS WAS TERRIBLE..U NEEDA RE WORD THIS ENTIRE BAR, EYELIDS RHYMES WITH NOTHING IN THIS BAR.. VI-LE-HITS/EYE-LIDS DIFFERENT AMOUNT OF SYLLABLES THREW IT OFF, ALSO, THE REST OF THE MULTIS I DIDNT LIKE... U SHOULDA REWORDED UR PUNCH TO SOMETHING LIKE, " U AINT SEEIN ME LIKE U JUS TOOK A FACIAL"..OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT...NADDA MEAN?

i be servin' up skeet, she be slurpin' the drink.. probl'y heard it before but shits still hurtin' her heat
One thing confusin' me tho? you pro'lly been 'FUCKED by alot of guys'... how can you still be "'Virgin' on weak" (KILLER)...

HMM I DONT GET THIS, LEAST I DONT THINK I DO...SEEMS LIKE UR MISSING SOME WORDS, SEEMS FORCED TOO...I DUNNO...

Ya punches "drag, on " like what you look like you wearin' (Lmao)..
bitch.. i buck off on sight, n' you suck off all night..
im blowin' the bitch.. 'chicks only good for porno, online'.. so unless you 'exposin' ya tits'.. get the FUCK OFF THE SIGHT!!!!! (Real Talk... LOL)...

I GET THE SIGHT/GUN PUN, BUT U RUINED THIS BAR BY STRETCHING IT WWAAAYYYY TOO MUCH.. I GOT LOST IN IT...THIS PUNCH COULDA BEEN SOO MUCH HARDER..








It's Ez? This Heathen Crazy, Never A Grievin` Lady, Hard Punches! It's A Cost That I`land Like Fees In Haiti!!
Who Said It's Even, Shady! He Won't Be Breathin` Maybe, A Tool On His Gums Will Keep Em' Quiet Like A Teethin` Baby!!

NICE OPENER...LETS HOPE U STAY CONSISTANT..

You Lame & Dumb, Aint Flamein` None, Hole In Ya Brain & Hung, After I Put The 9 Be4 MM Like I'm Namein` Guns!!
She Bangin` Puns, Shamein` 1? Boy See My Name & Run, Get Ya Homies & I'll Have Marks`Men Broke Like Gun Range'in` Bums!!

DAMN, BOTH LINES IN THIS BAR WERE FIRE.. MAGIC UNDER ESTIMATED U..


Str8 Tamin` Son!!!!

Heat Spewed, A Geek Screwed, My Bleek Mood Ta` Get Nods In Battles You Gettin` Ney`Kid Like You Compete Nude!!
I Speak Rude, Deal Defeat Crude, Chew Rappas, Beat Newbs, !LLY Off The Rack & Mark`etable, I'm Sure To Eat Dude!!

LOL @ "NEY-KID" NICE.. THE MARK ETABLE WAS REAL NICE TOO, GOOD THINKIN.. THIS LAST LINE WAS ALMOST FORCED, BUT U WORDED IT CAREFULLY, PROPS...

Rat! Plain In Eagle Sight, Bangin` Evil Writes, Only Way Votes Trace Back Ta` You're`Up, Polls Claimin` People White!!
Flamein` Leathal Types, Slain & Beat Thru Sites, `Til R.I.P. Tade`Mark Like Death Phrases Gainin` Legal Rights!!

THIS WAS COO, I WAS GONE USE A TRADE-MARK LINE...BUT UMM... I DIDNT LIKE HOW U WORDED THE 2ND LINES PUNCH...IT DINT HIT HARD FOR ME...STILL SOLID THOUGH..

In Mode Ta` Smash Pros "Magic Fail" 11th 'L' Expose Ya Brash Lows He See The Top`less Like Hoes Fa` Flash Shows!!
A B!tch Knows Ta` Blast Foes, Who Throws The Trash Flows, Like Tattoos On Lower Backs, My Text Permenant Ova` Assholes!!

GOT DAYUM GIRL...THIS WAS A REEEAL NICE CLOSER..


I THINK ILLY BITCH FACE TOOK THIS IN EVERY CAT..
NO HATE MM BUT U GOT KO'ED SON..


VOTE: ILLY BITCH
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Post by 1 !LL B!tch »

Thanks for the detailed vote Mr.James
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Ha.. Duce wants ta munch ya cunt.. i'll cut ya up, till you 'high and dry' like an 'ethopian who wants a blunt'
somethings fucked.. i rupture sluts.. ironic, magic got this 'pussy bleedin''.. MORE than 'Once a month'!!..

The Last Play Is Played & U Tried To Freshen It Up But It Didnt Work Out the Way U Wanted It 2 ... Aint Like The First Line...


whats the bet she an ugly bitch.. can't go out cause nuttin' fits, shit just stick- ta rappin'
See, I don't know why you wanna "battle, won/ 1 Ill Bitch".. Cause Against magic' that'll NEVER HAPPEN!!.. (Get it?)

I Felt Like This Shit Was Forced, I Read It a Few Days Ago...Needed ReWordin


you aint a girl, you've been lied to, prolly got more facial hair than i do.. you a whore not a rival '
i tore up her vitals, scorin' from vile hits.. and you 'aint 'seein' me'.. got too much 'Cum stored in ya eyelid's!!..

Lmao @ 2 Much Cum Stored in ya Eye Lids.. Funny Shit.. & First Line is Funny as Hell..


i be servin' up skeet, she be slurpin' the drink.. probl'y heard it before but shits still hurtin' her heat
One thing confusin' me tho? you pro'lly been 'FUCKED by alot of guys'... how can you still be "'Virgin' on weak" (KILLER)...

Really Aint.. Get This Shit Like That... Was Sorta a Pointless Barz...


Ya punches "drag, on " like what you look like you wearin' (Lmao)..
bitch.. i buck off on sight, n' you suck off all night..
im blowin' the bitch.. 'chicks only good for porno, online'.. so unless you 'exposin' ya tits'.. get the FUCK OFF THE SIGHT!!!!! (Real Talk... LOL)...

This Was Ok , If You Ask Me U Shoulda Came With a Better Finisher.



iLLY.



It's Ez? This Heathen Crazy, Never A Grievin` Lady, Hard Punches! It's A Cost That I`land Like Fees In Haiti!!
Who Said It's Even, Shady! He Won't Be Breathin` Maybe, A Tool On His Gums Will Keep Em' Quiet Like A Teethin` Baby!!


Aiight To Jabs In My Opinion.. Decent Opener... Multis On Point...

You Lame & Dumb, Aint Flamein` None, Hole In Ya Brain & Hung, After I Put The 9 Be4 MM Like I'm Namein` Guns!!
She Bangin` Puns, Shamein` 1? Boy See My Name & Run, Get Ya Homies & I'll Have Marks`Men Broke Like Gun Range'in` Bums!!

Lmaoooo @ The That Marks Men Line.. That Shit Went Tough.. Dont Care What No One Says... M.M.. Was Decent... But 'Hole in ya Brain N hung' Aint String Togetha Really..



Str8 Tamin` Son!!!!

Heat Spewed, A Geek Screwed, My Bleek Mood Ta` Get Nods In Battles You Gettin` Ney`Kid Like You Compete Nude!!
I Speak Rude, Deal Defeat Crude, Chew Rappas, Beat Newbs, !LLY Off The Rack & Mark`etable, I'm Sure To Eat Dude!!

Multis Was Nice... First Line Was Good.. The Second Was Straight First Went Harder...


Rat! Plain In Eagle Sight, Bangin` Evil Writes, Only Way Votes Trace Back Ta` You're`Up, Polls Claimin` People White!!
Flamein` Leathal Types, Slain & Beat Thru Sites, `Til R.I.P. Tade`Mark Like Death Phrases Gainin` Legal Rights!!

Thought a Few Multis Were Forced In Here... LoL The Second Line Was Good..


In Mode Ta` Smash Pros "Magic Fail" 11th 'L' Expose Ya Brash Lows He See The Top`less Like Hoes Fa` Flash Shows!!
A B!tch Knows Ta` Blast Foes, Who Throws The Trash Flows, Like Tattoos On Lower Backs, My Text Permenant Ova` Assholes!!

Shoulda Put Permanently Ova Assholez Lmaoooo That Shit Was Tough Though
N I Fuck With Tha Flash Show Play... Good Finisher.


Will This Solja` Last? Noooooo!!!!



Flow - Both
Punches - ILLY
Wordplay -ILLY
Nameplay -ILLY
Consistency -ILLY
Multies -ILLY
Enjoyment - Magic ( That one bar About the Facial hair had Me fuckin Rollin)


Overall Vote : iLLY!!...
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Post by 1 !LL B!tch »

Facial Hair? Lol HaZ I'm good on that tip riiight? Lol.
Very good votes coming from Illest thanks 2-0
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Post by Quix »

Category Choices:
Flow: HAZZARD (easy)
Punches Bitch (last punch was ILLLL)
Wordplay Tie
Nameplay Bitch
Consistency (Bitch)
Multies Bitch
Enjoyment bITCH (THAT closer was ILLLLL)

Overall: Bitch


this girl is Fucking Nice, didn't reallt expect her to come this nice. PROPS GIRL!

HAzz you under estimated her....you'll get her in a rematch tho ;)




good battle tho!



3-0 Bitch!



please RETURN VOTE, on QUIX vs HAZZARD
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Post by Haz »

HAzz you under estimated her


Lmao Quix This Wasnt Even My Battle Fam.. Its Magics...


Yeah iLLy U Good With That Everywhere Else 2 .. =P...

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