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*** HAZZARD vs QUIX ***(Quix Wins 2-0)

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*** HAZZARD vs QUIX ***(Quix Wins 2-0)

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5 to 6 barz


house rules, no biting, feeding off verses ETC


and please NOOOOO votes from KEVORKIAN!




*****EDIT**** it appears someone deleted quix's verse, im posting it here, copied from the breakdown vote i did down below... -precise



We know..
You love dah bitters! while i Stay ON THEM TAH LEAVE; I'm BOMBING THIS FIEGN DISOVLING HIS DREAMS!
straight INVOLVING HIS TEAM! cuz Your only chance is to 'Pay for protection' like CONDOM MACHINES

Dumby your coming up SHORT AS YOU KNOW yah whole verse is FORCED WID NO FLOW!
the SORT THAT JUST BLOWS! and Autographs?? Pfft, dah only time we see 'Hazzard Sign' are for FORKS IN DAH ROAD


you Can't see me kid like HEREDETARY PROBLEMS! I'm a beast Releasing LEGENDARY DROPS, MAN!
GEMS N SCARY TALK AND...Hazzard Getting KO'D is a 'Dead Giveaway' like CEMMETARY AUCTIONS!! DDyyUUmm!


iT Ain't south music when i leave you CHOPED AND SCREWED FOR SURE DROPED FROM SUPER WORDZ!
your NOT APPROVED YOU HERB! so Now you got 'Hell tah Pay' like Getting SPOTS FROM LUCIFER


BEat yah with mah eyes closed after CONSUMING LIKE THREE PILLS, Quix DIFUSING HIS WEAK SKILLS!
CONCLUDING TAH BE KILLED! Dayum, Cuz Hazzard 'Won't Fair-Well' like REFUSING TAH LEAVE ILL (Illest)


I'll have your doctor STICHING YOUR HEAD, YES!!!! just INVISION YAH CHEST-WRECKED
INCISIONS AND DEATH NEXT! Heres a Suggestion...just 'Improve your delivery' like SWITCHING TAH FED-EX
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Cats?

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[align=center]i'll TWIST YA FRAME Its Like a TWISTA CAME WHEN I SPIT DA FLAMEZ..QUIX A LAME..Hes On a WINNIN STREAK?
I'ma Have To 'Take Um Off Track' Like i Gotta AVICT A TRAIN!!..

Ya Feet R Jumpin Plus Tense Muscles Got ya BONES TIGHT..Cus You Da FONE TYPE...
U Spit About Da CHROME PIPE..But Won't "LIVE UP TA YA WORDS" Like Nostradamus Falsely Predictin Da Span Of His OWN LIFE!!....

Dood's Luckily BREATHIN RIGHT? DECIEVED IN HYPE..When Niggaz SQUEEZIN PIPES He'll Be Quick Ta 'TAKE OFF' Like a SKEEZ IN TIGHTS
I Aint Tha TREASIN TYPE,So I Labeled Um Fresh Meat N Put a 'Bag Over His Head' Like Attendents Durin SEASON FLIGHTS!!



Fucking With a Hazard Is Bad For Ya Health Fam....When It Comes 2 Chicks You Need HELP MAN! In a Crowd Ya Prescence Aint FELT..DAMN
You Gotta 'Check Ya Self Out' Like Puttin Grocies Thru a SELF SCAN!!..


Your TRASH YA HERB,I'm PASSD YA WORDS..When I Decide 2 Bang He'll Be In BACK A BURBS & 'Quick Ta Duck' Like Tha FASTIST BIRD
I'm Lyrically Blastin Bangaz So U'll Disinegrate To Ash Ya Stranga...If We Go "Pound 4 Pound" Like English CASH EXCHANGAZ...

U Aint Geddin Cash,Ur Dead In Clash With ya Pride Cus U "Scotts Hypeman" Like KEVIN NASH!!
This Cats Soft He Won't "BLAST A BURNA TRU"..Doods Know Like a Hitman Gettin Da Sign Ta Execute "HAZA MURDA Q"..[/align]
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Lmfao @ That Kevin Nash Bar ..
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.. it`s S.a.W Bitches ..
.. Niggas ain't Fuckin Wit Tha Team ..

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Y Not.
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Vote!
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Post by precise »

decent battle, u guys basically have the same style lmao, this ones really close so ill do a break down


We know..
You love dah bitters! while i Stay ON THEM TAH LEAVE; I'm BOMBING THIS FIEGN DISOVLING HIS DREAMS!
straight INVOLVING HIS TEAM! cuz Your only chance is to 'Pay for protection' like CONDOM MACHINES

^^^flows great, not sure about the punch tho, not bad but doesnt really connect

Dumby your coming up SHORT AS YOU KNOW yah whole verse is FORCED WID NO FLOW!
the SORT THAT JUST BLOWS! and Autographs?? Pfft, dah only time we see 'Hazzard Sign' are for FORKS IN DAH ROAD

^^^lol i liked this bar, multies were done well, flows pretty nice and punch is creative

you Can't see me kid like HEREDETARY PROBLEMS! I'm a beast Releasing LEGENDARY DROPS, MAN!
GEMS N SCARY TALK AND...Hazzard Getting KO'D is a 'Dead Giveaway' like CEMMETARY AUCTIONS!! DDyyUUmm!

^^^multies were forced, decent punch

iT Ain't south music when i leave you CHOPED AND SCREWED FOR SURE DROPED FROM SUPER WORDZ!
your NOT APPROVED YOU HERB! so Now you got 'Hell tah Pay' like Getting SPOTS FROM LUCIFER

^^i noticed the first line was pretty forced in order to get those multies, good punch concept but doesnt quite connect

BEat yah with mah eyes closed after CONSUMING LIKE THREE PILLS, Quix DIFUSING HIS WEAK SKILLS!
CONCLUDING TAH BE KILLED! Dayum, Cuz Hazzard 'Won't Fair-Well' like REFUSING TAH LEAVE ILL (Illest)

^^^^hahaha yea man, nice bar, i like it

I'll have your doctor STICHING YOUR HEAD, YES!!!! just INVISION YAH CHEST-WRECKED
INCISIONS AND DEATH NEXT! Heres a Suggestion...just 'Improve your delivery' like SWITCHING TAH FED-EX

^^^^^^nice closer, sorta forced but i like the concept of it








i'll TWIST YA FRAME Its Like a TWISTA CAME WHEN I SPIT DA FLAMEZ..QUIX A LAME..Hes On a WINNIN STREAK?
I'ma Have To 'Take Um Off Track' Like i Gotta AVICT A TRAIN!!..

^^^^this punch doesnt really work

Ya Feet R Jumpin Plus Tense Muscles Got ya BONES TIGHT..Cus You Da FONE TYPE...
U Spit About Da CHROME PIPE..But Won't "LIVE UP TA YA WORDS" Like Nostradamus Falsely Predictin Da Span Of His OWN LIFE!!....

^^^^ dont understand what your saying in the first line there, but the nostradaumous punch was sick, rhymescheme was very simple

Dood's Luckily BREATHIN RIGHT? DECIEVED IN HYPE..When Niggaz SQUEEZIN PIPES He'll Be Quick Ta 'TAKE OFF' Like a SKEEZ IN TIGHTS
I Aint Tha TREASIN TYPE,So I Labeled Um Fresh Meat N Put a 'Bag Over His Head' Like Attendents Durin SEASON FLIGHTS!!

^^^^rhymescheme was alright, flow was decent, punch didnt really work

Fucking With a Hazard Is Bad For Ya Health Fam....When It Comes 2 Chicks You Need HELP MAN! In a Crowd Ya Prescence Aint FELT..DAMN
You Gotta 'Check Ya Self Out' Like Puttin Grocies Thru a SELF SCAN!!..

^^^^ simple, i like the concept here tho


Your TRASH YA HERB,I'm PASSD YA WORDS..When I Decide 2 Bang He'll Be In BACK A BURBS & 'Quick Ta Duck' Like Tha FASTIST BIRD
I'm Lyrically Blastin Bangaz So U'll Disinegrate To Ash Ya Stranga...If We Go "Pound 4 Pound" Like English CASH EXCHANGAZ...

^^^^seemed a little played, also forced in spots which sorta hurt the flow

U Aint Geddin Cash,Ur Dead In Clash With ya Pride Cus U "Scotts Hypeman" Like KEVIN NASH!!
This Cats Soft He Won't "BLAST A BURNA TRU"..Doods Know Like a Hitman Gettin Da Sign Ta Execute "HAZA MURDA Q".

^^^ the nash line was allright, but another pretty forced bar, i didnt really understand the "haza murda Q" "hitman" thing, unless i was just overexamining it





Punchlines - quix for consistency

wordplay - i donno, the "fair-well" line by quix was the closest i saw to wordplay, im just gonna call this a tie cause neither really used it

Nameplay - quix (hazard sign, was the only nameplay i noticed in either verse)

Multis - quix, hazard had a few bars with only double syllable rhymes, quix kept it more consistant, they both had there spots that were forced tho

Flow - quix pretty easy, hazards structure n rhymescheme hurt his flow




close battle, like i said your styles are very similair, but quix managed to snag almost all the categories


vote - quix
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i got no beef with that ^^


1-0 Quix still
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sorry but how is this getting slept on??????
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Bumping For Votes
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HAZZZ


where the fuck did my VERSE go???? what the fuck??? how does it dissapear??


Re post it DUde!
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Your Verse Is There Son lmao Ur Seein Shit Or somethin
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AH ^^ I THINKS YAH RIGHT ^



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BUMP!!!



Still need A lot Of Votez for this...Stop FUCKING SLEEPING on this HOT BATTLE!



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Punchlines-Haz
wordplay-Q
Nameplay-Q
Multis-Tie
Flow-Q

Quix came harder
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