WAR-FESTTT...

[Kurse]

I'm glad to see that you think most of illest is site full of dick-riders and "niggers" as you so kindly put it.

I also read that you don't text anymore. Which means you must be an audio guy. Thats good. Cause that means you're walking down my alley now. And just to make sure...I went to your little site and doubled checked, and sure enough...you do drop audio. So I guess there can't be any excuses.

Especially since your the "Site Audio Champion" over there.

Well allow me to introduce myself young nigga...
...they call me Kurse.
And I'm the IllestLyrics audio champion.
...and if you have enough balls in your little jeans to accept this challenge, then it also makes me the emcee who'll be shittin all over your name and rep real soon.

Fair battle. No hate votes. No excuses.
Minimum 2 minute drop.
And if you're man enough to accept...we'll discuss the cats.

[Kurse]

Uppin

[Haz]

LMAOOOO @ " Well allow me to introduce myself young nigga... "

[HKX]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGA DON'T DO IT FAM UR GONNA MAKE EM DROP DA MIC DAWG U FINNA MURDA DIS NIGGA SON HAHA, WHO DA FUCK IS WAR FESTTT LOL HAHA WTF HAS A NIGGA MISSED EXPLAIN IT 2 ME DAWG HAZ WATS GOOD KID LMAO

[|.R.SON.aLL.|]

Lmao ..
Kurse idk Why U Battlin` Him Fam ..
He ain't Even Sparrin Practice ..

Lol @ "Lemme introduce mahself to this young nigga"

[precise]

lol, this'll be entertainin

[War-Fest]

Lmfaoo @ Rell's bitch ass..
Fuck outta here monkey..
I'd whoop your scrawny ass any day..
Vegas ain't that far either..

As for Kurse..
I seen your shit..
You ain't a lyricist..
You're whack..
You got a nice delivery..
That's about it..
I got many other call-outs awaiting..
Ain't got time for shit..
Plus I don't waste my time on whack ass mayates..

[War-Fest]

You know what..
Fuck this..
I accept..

But.. I'll get @ you on the due date..

[War-Fest]

Cats are..

Mic Presence
Consistancy/Delivery
Punches
Metaphores
Wordplay
Nameplay
Multis

[Kurse]

Mic Presence - Accept
Consistancy/Delivery - Accept
Punches - Accept

Metaphores,Wordplay,Nameplay - Metas, Word Play & Name play all fall under the same categories in the audio world, the only time they get broken up is in text. In audio, it's all considered just Word Play.

Multis - That applies more at text, so scratch this one.

Also include:

Overall Presentation
Overall Entertainment
Swagger
Stay on Topic/Concept
Creativity

So if you agree, the Cats should be:

Mic Presenece
Delivery
Punches
WordPlay
Swagger
Stays on Topic/Concept
Overall Presentation
Overall Entertainment
Creativity

Rules: No Flippin, No Biting, 2 Minute Min. Time
**Other House rules still apply: No Voting in the battle unless you've voted in other battles already and have a minimum of 100 posts.

...these cats pretty much cover all the grounds of an audio battle and what emcees really look at in a battle.

As for me not being an emcee. We can talk about that after I'm done shittin on you, cuz i know bitches in the cut that rip the mic harder than you son.
And don't be a lame and keep me waiting. Lets say...Monday night, Midnight the latest it'll be due. Don't act like you can't fit it in cuz this shit'll take 2 hours of your time. I'm sure you can find 2 hours somewhere between now and Monday night!

I'm a real emcee...doin real thangs...doin real numbers. Normally I try not to waste my time on lil faggots like you who try to act hard on the web...
...but seeing how it's so close to the holidays, I've decided to have a change of hearts this once.

[War-Fest]

Mic Presenece
Delivery
Punches
WordPlay
Swagger
Overall Entertainment
Creativity

Took off staying on topic..
It's a battle..

As for shittin' on me?
Lmaoo.. You actually think you're good?
Your lyrics are shit boy..
Wanna put your title on the line?

[precise]

dude... you realize your lyrics are single syllable rhymes with a complete lack of punchlines right? u might wanna try steppin it up if yer gonna talk shit like that

[Kurse]

Let the music do all the talking. I accept the Cats. Now go check in.

Due Monday 12AM Central-Time (10PM Califonia Time)

[F.A.M.E.]

Lookin forward to this shit right here.. Seems to be a few flaws in the categories though.

Mic Presenece
Delivery
Punches
WordPlay
Swagger
Stays on Topic/Concept
Overall Presentation
Overall Entertainment
Creativity

I mean.. Mic Presence, Delivery, Presentation all seem to go together. I really think it makes one of those categories disposable or @ least cause them to be part of 1, not 3 seperate ones. Also, Swagger basically has to do w/ mic presence. The system should be kept simple. Somethin like this would suffice:

Mic Presence (Swagger, Delivery, etc.):
Punches:
Personals:
Wordplay/Nameplay:
Multis (Yup, a lot of audio cats use em):
Metas:
Production:

^ Those are basically all the cats needed for ANY audio battle. Up to yall though. Yall the ones throwin down.

[Kurse]

Mic Presence is more or less how confident you come off to be on the mic, like it has to sound like you believe what you're sayin and stand behind your word. It's your confidence and how much you make the listers believe and feel your lyrics.

Delivery is how well you execute. Do you sound like shit when you double-up your lyrics or do you do it just right? Are you mumbling on the mic or do you enunciate and pronunciate clearly? Do you sound like you're rapping or reading off the paper? Thats delivery.

Swagger is your style. Do you have style? Are you a monotone rapper? Or do you have a way about you that makes you sound different or distinguishable? Swagger and Steez are everything on the mic!!!

They're 3 totally different things.