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Jesodist Vs Hazard (Hazard)

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Jesodist Vs Hazard (Hazard)

Post by Jesodist »

'Bad cannabis' will be the catalyst for the 'rap anarchist' to decap a
'wack battlist' like 'hazard the faggot bitch', Im running shit over this 'talentless analyst' as if I overdosed on 'bad laxatives'.

Im attackin it with flows longer then 'phone lines', You need the assistance of multies to over throw my 'dope rhymes', when its show time my 'cold rhymes' expose more diamonds than 'coal mines',

my verses are tireless packed with viruses 'igniting shit' and connects like a wireless to this 'dying bitch', and heat up the climate of Earths environment till it's a 'fiery pit', shouldn't stood open my flows more potent then a
'vipers spit', precise like a bullet from a 'sniper hit'


This 'kids trash', my gats 'kick back' will give em 'whip lash', the sharp shit I kick will leave a 'big gash' on his 'bitch ass', I burst like 'egg sacks' bustin out till the 'chest cracks' and yo 'neck snaps' scattering 'extracts'!

Enuff wit your 'cartoon shit', time to 'consume this bitch' and run through em like 'Harpoon tips', your response is 'useless spit'cuz I make computers chips explode when it processes the hard 'flow' mixed with a c-4 'cargo' through 'barcodes', stop ya hearts pulse and make niggas stand still like 'yard gnomes', wit more styles then martial 'arts know'!


Hazard'stacks retreats' and 'attracts defeat'like infection in'absessed teeth'
Spit till the 'madness reachs' my banished beat with 'savage heat'.Till the tension turns I'll use this'tempting surge'to murder an'empty verse'
And leaving this emcee hurt with his pathetic words till his'testee's burst'!

I'll use'nice segments of negligence'to 'life sentence ya penmanship'
Won't wanna mention this when I come with such relentlessness
I'll use forensics messages against this kids 'defensless tenseness'
Your senseless as I stack 'infectious vengence shit' multi's like tetris
Now hazard just "ACCEPT THIS"!


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judging:

flow
multies
punches
better Rhyme scheme

Voters please explain your votes or just dont whatever and NO DICKRIDING !
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Post by Haz »

I Accept ..
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Post by Haz »

[align=center]You Aint SICK YA PLAYED Concepts Suck DICK N STAY shitty...
This PRICKZ A GAY,Ekoms 'Fucked Jes' Like NICK LASHAY!!....
This MAGGITZ DROPS Don't Bring STATIC SHOCK Doods Sad Like TRAGIC PLOTS..
IT's Clear I'm The WINNA SINCE..He Doesnt Have a 'Pro File' Like illegal IMMAGRINTS!..
Like Car Mechanicz i'll BREAK YA DOWN My Barz Damage N SHAKE A CLOWN..
Beatin Jes Is Like a Lightweight Drinka..Only TAKES A ROUND....
You Came With Ego But Shoulda BROUGHTA BRAIN...Cause I SLAUGHTA LAMES
i'll Serve You With Lines Like You ORDAED CAINE!
This CATS A HATER i'll Leave Um Flat Like BACKS OF GATORS..
Ya STATS IS GREATER? i'll Run Thru Ya Class Like 'Fire Drill AVACUATORS!
Next Time U Key Try TEXTIN LESS GAY..You 'Rightin Paragraphs' Like CORRECTIN ESSAYZ!!
This PAWNZ A GEEK Who Won't PALM THA HEAT..Da Only Way HE Can 'Sea My Level' Hes a House Contracter ON DA BEACH!!..
This DUMB PRICKS STUPID..Told Um Fuck With Me You'll 'Die Jes' Like STUM ICK FLUIDS
SHIT! YA MERKED..I LIT THA JERK..Like 'Forma Dope Fiends' He HIT DA DIRT[/align]


EX - PRO ... FILE... A PRO'S File...!!...
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Post by Haz »

Throw Nameplay & Wordplay In Them Cats...
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Post by Jesodist »

Nice reply but why would you say i have no profile when you are the one who has fake avatars for his profile ?
Anyways your intro was not as hard as i expected it would be
but the rest was aight.
Lets see what happens i hope we both get fair votes.
Good Luck Haz
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Post by Haz »

Hm.. I Don't Like The Swayin Going On Here Kid ,
Anyways.

Waitin For Votes ...
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Post by Jesodist »

What do you mean swaying ? My comments will not change voter's ideas and like arv This whole site is with you shut the fuck up 'KID'. Lyrically i beat ur ass better understand that. Votes and ranks on a site mean shit to me. Dont worry you will not loose this battle you cant loose with a bunch of jockeys.
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Post by Brah-Vo »

Flow: Jesodist
multies : Jesodist
punches: Hazard
Rhyme Scheme: Hazard (Jesodist ya Structure is whack. U got like 5 lines in a bar? Lol)
Nameplay & Wordplay: Hazard,

Vote: Hazard .
Dont bitch about it.
Holla for a breakdown homie.
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Post by F.A.M.E. »

Aside from multies... Hazard wins all the categories in this battle.. Plain and simple, sometimes Jes seemed like he was goin nowhere with his lines & that Nick Lachey line had me crackin up.
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Post by TreTru »

flow ...jes
multies...jes
punches ..hazard...jes was more violent but Haz was more relevant
better Rhyme scheme .hazard (jes is kinda all over the place with this one)

it's a tie there but if there was a nameplay cat Haz wouldve took it..
that's why I vote hazard..

Ay Jes your a good rhymer just gotta be more relevant and work that structure..next time

any ? ge@me
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Post by Omega Bill »

3-0 K.O. Hazard wins.

<i> Lyrically i beat ur ass better understand that</i>

THAT is swaying. Stop that.

Also, how does Hazard have jockeys? He has 39 fucking losses. Think before you speak.
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