THE FUCKING ROAST OF VIRAL!

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:28 pm

Anyone seen the show on Comedy Central?
Where they roast someone famous?
Well we will roast someone infamous.
I'll just instant message some people and get some jokes
made about Viral. (all in fun)Then post them up on Illest.
Should be pretty entertaining. If it works out good
then we can do more.

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:11 pm

Mines already done. Nothing to special but worth a few laughs.

precise · Post by **precise** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:51 pm

haha this is a funny idea, yea the celebrity roasts are good

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:11 am

y me first?...lol dick!

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:43 pm

Alright. Ill just kick it off. And people can add onto it.

Not that funny, but eh

Ok. Time to Start. And No Viral...
Its Not 4:20, Remember You Were Stoned...
And took out the batteries on your watch..

Pisses Me Off Pot-Heads Are Always Liked..
By Everyone. I own the fucking site...
and Viral still has more friends...
I hope he chokes to death on one of..
them joints!

I Use To Smoke Pot When I Was Young..
Its funny though...
You Know When You Were Young...
And You Had Them Good Looking Cousins...
Well Viral Is The Only Guy Lucky Enough...
To Actual Fuck Them

Speakin Of Ekoms.

He Should Learn Something From Viral...
Viral Is Always Climbing Walls N Shit..
he's The Mexican Ekoms Wants To Be When He Grows Up..

Another thing funny about these guys...
neither of them can get a hat to fit...
there egos are to big...

It Should Be One Size Fits "michael jordan",
"jay-z", "ekoms", and "viral".

The Only Thing Bigger Then Virals Ego...
Is His Head Man..You See His Pic On The Front Page?
His Neck Must Be Made Of Fucking Steele. To Carry That Monstrocity around.

So...Viral Messages You On Aim Or Something...
Your Like Whats Up..He Says Not Much...
You Go On Illest Lyrics For A Little While..
Go Check Back At Aim..Now U Got More Messages Then Santa.
You Start Running After That "x"...
Like Virals Girlfriend Before A Night At Motel 5.

Clicking X, Clicking X,
But The Messages Keep Popping Up..
There Like Fucking Pimples, every fucking morning

The Only Way To Stop Him From Messaging You...
Is To Ask Him To Do Something...
Man If I've Ever Seen A Lazy Stoner..

The Best Part About Viral Is He Keeps It Real..
Very Intelligent Stoner

NEXT

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:46 pm

Don't worry Viral you can do me next

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:49 am

lol i liked alotta of em...some of em were jst stupid tho..lol...i rather not do u...but i can write some for u...hahahaha

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:05 am

lmao ^, come on more post...

precise · Post by **precise** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:03 pm

I Use To Smoke Pot When I Was Young..
Its funny though...
You Know When You Were Young...
And You Had Them Good Looking Cousins...
Well Viral Is The Only Guy Lucky Enough...
To Actual Fuck Them

Speakin Of Ekoms.

He Should Learn Something From Viral...
Viral Is Always Climbing Walls N Shit..
he's The Mexican Ekoms Wants To Be When He Grows Up..

^^^^^^ ROFL! ahh, lol that made me laugh

Invincible · Post by **Invincible** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:53 am

Hilarious, I don't really know him so I can't come up with some but I'll try later on and post it.

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:26 am

lol go for it....dis shit is old about a week now...comedy central is an hour....so id say we can move to the next....not that i care..but no one has said ne thing..so its pretty pointless to stay on me ne more

complexity · Post by **complexity** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:28 am

Invincible · Post by **Invincible** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:39 am

When Complexity came to my house and begged
for an apperance on the show. I couldn't refuse.
I looked down to him, zipped
my pants and said yeah.
Then I started asking myself,
Who was that?
Really he has more names than a
cheap mexican whore from Nuevo Laredo
hiding from her ex-boyfriend Ekoms.
He has more split personailties than Me, Myself, and I
and Jim Carey isn't even around.

Viral, sounds like toxic flatuence.
Well I never talk to Viral.
Everytime I get near him, I have to
wear a chemical gas mask.
He's walking proof of "shock and aww" what's that smell?
I was lecturing him one time.
I didn't give him a test but he passed.
I only wish I covered my nose instead of
having my "hands down".

I saw a picture of him once.
I was suprised to see a head
bigger than All Killa's ego.
Actually this is a true story
He won a lawsuit agaisnt Nike.
His head is so big.....
"one size doesn't fit all"

To me Viral sounds like a sqeaky
chair when he raps.
Hell the first time I heard
a song from him.
I thought Alvin and the Chipmunks
resurrected and got a record deal.
Or is that Tom?
Well they both sound like they work
at Santa's little sweat shop.

I should comment about his work ethic
but he doesn't have any.
He doesn't do text. And I'm
begining to think he doesn't do audio.
I wish I could say the same thing
about his hand.

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:47 pm

u tried too hard..lol...really...u did

Invincible · Post by **Invincible** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:55 pm

You know he liked it.

THE FUCKING ROAST OF VIRAL!

THE FUCKING ROAST OF VIRAL!

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