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fucking hurricanes

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So there is a hurricane suppose to hit Houston. So the cities going crazy, and there is traffic fucking everywhere. The stores are packed, and every gas station has a line. Ridiculous.

I may have a hurricane party tonight.


And luckily, my "hurricane prepared checklist" only includes greenery, liquor, cigs, and condoms, so the lines are not as long for the things i need.
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8th Has Had The Same Condom in His Wallet Since 2001.
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i figured that would instigate some condom joke from some non-pussy getting teenager.
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Haha.
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and when is the storm expected to hit??? wouldn't u have to go get some hookers in advance??? and when ya get done fuckin em... shouldn't u get that time for free??? seeing as how you took them in n gave em shelter n food n of course sex??? i mean u could be a cold heart bastard n send em back out into the wind if they ask ya for money n shit..... but i dunno if u wanna be like Domino haha
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:D
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^i get it. hilarious.
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