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Damn The hammer thing must have fucking sucked - cringes-
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its footy its proper name is rugby league its great i LOVE IT Look it upp on google
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My worse was when I was in the Army, I was stationed in Iraq and we were on patrol, I went on top of a 1 story building to provide cover fire for my team. When I started to provide cover, I started to take fire, then an RPG was shot at my postion, I tried to take cover behind a metal AC unit. Well there was a bunch sand and gravel, when I jumped out of the way I hit that and slid off the roof thru a break in the small wall that wrapped around the roof, the RPG was fired to my left so the blast from that helped propel me from the roof as well. When I hit the ground I hit the cement when that happened I shattered my right hip. I pulled myself up after hitting the ground, I fought thru the pain and dragged myself out to the street and attempted to find the rest of my platoon but instead found a national guard unit after that I passed out and woke up in a helicopter.
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the story is better in person...lol
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crazy ^ my sisters husband, just got his truck blown up by a landmine yesterday in Iraq. Him and everyone that was with him were fine. Just some memory loss, hearing loss, few injuries. And he will be sent back out the 10'th. Lucky mother fucker.
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Yeah ive had lots of injuries but nothing unique you know the old bone breaking head banging , something everyone gets. But my worst was the year 3521 , at the Grinluk war , I was patrolling alone in an area known to be really safe , and i knew even if i was unlucky enough that a grinluk would reach that far and sneak up on me I had my plasma suite and shields on . But I was walking listening to my Z4 player to some grintinem rap I stepped on something that clicked , I immediately stopped as instructed in the atomicmines training academy , yes unfortunatly enough i had stepped on an atomic mine. My radio transmission were cut off because thats what happens when you trigger an atomic mine , it cuts any attempt of communication of a 6 meter radius around you. So what i did was I set my Z4 player on record , recorded my current situation and which son of mine should my z4 player be passed on to , i picked marcus , since he was the most behaved of them. And took my foot off the mine and blaw i was dissasembled into a googlplex of atoms and for a while i had a million eyes looking all over my planet , zanatus. and then all the eyes combined into one eye and after a flash everything turned white , and then from far i could see a small dot getting bigger and bigger and finally it emerged to be freeflo's face. Freeflo was holding a microscope and aiming for his pelvis searching for any existence of his penis. He looked up surprised with wide eyes and threw the microscope away and said " waht you diong here , yuo sahll eb sent bkack to owen teh rap gwame" .....
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Subsist wrote:Yeah ive had lots of injuries but nothing unique you know the old bone breaking head banging , something everyone gets. But my worst was the year 3521 , at the Grinluk war , I was patrolling alone in an area known to be really safe , and i knew even if i was unlucky enough that a grinluk would reach that far and sneak up on me I had my plasma suite and shields on . But I was walking listening to my Z4 player to some grintinem rap I stepped on something that clicked , I immediately stopped as instructed in the atomicmines training academy , yes unfortunatly enough i had stepped on an atomic mine. My radio transmission were cut off because thats what happens when you trigger an atomic mine , it cuts any attempt of communication of a 6 meter radius around you. So what i did was I set my Z4 player on record , recorded my current situation and which son of mine should my z4 player be passed on to , i picked marcus , since he was the most behaved of them. And took my foot off the mine and blaw i was dissasembled into a googlplex of atoms and for a while i had a million eyes looking all over my planet , zanatus. and then all the eyes combined into one eye and after a flash everything turned white , and then from far i could see a small dot getting bigger and bigger and finally it emerged to be freeflo's face. Freeflo was holding a microscope and aiming for his pelvis searching for any existence of his penis. He looked up surprised with wide eyes and threw the microscope away and said " waht you diong here , yuo sahll eb sent bkack to owen teh rap gwame" .....


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i imagine the story would be better in person, lol i was still captivated readin it tho. my grandpa's brother was in a few wars and has some crazy ass stories, and i never believed them cause they sounded pretty farfetched, till he died and my grandpa got left the medals and letters and he showed me them and explained which medal were from which story, dude was like some crazy ass rambo
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subsist Your a Fag talking about my penis ok
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im just laughin at the fact freeflo didnt try denyin what sub said... LMAO
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LOL!!..CAUGHT UP!!
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He is still young and experimenting
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complexity wrote:He is still young and experimenting


hahaha.....ewww
from 3 at pm to 4 in tha mornin this bitch will be workin//
pay her 50 dollars and shell be contortin' and explorin your jeans//
doin all sorts of nasty things, wipin the cum off her chin//
for 5 more dollars shell do it all again//
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Skywalker, you would die to get freeflo in the bed, i already know your a little pedophile
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agreed lmao.
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