Down On The Farm

[Momeijah]

Down-On-The-Farm is Where i Lay-My-Head ..||
On The Ground-in-The-Barn, The Hay's-My-Bed ..||
i Don't Believe-in-Showers, i Don't Pee-For-Hours ..||
Dehydrated, And i Shit in a Pile Of Leaves-And-Flowers ..||
im Just a Normal Dude, i Hang Out-With-The-Guys ..||
Well The Sheep, Once We All Took a Cow-By-Surprise ..||
Tipped it Over, Saw it Was Getting Fucked-n-it-Shuddered ..||
The Sheep Got Excited Then They Started Sucking-it's-Udders ..||
The Other Cows Didn't Care They Knew That She Was a Gutter-Ho ..||
Fucked it So Hard i Turned it's Milk into Butter-Yo ..||
That's What Happens When u Sniff Manure-To-Get-High ..||
The Shit is Brutal, if u Smoke it When it's Pure-u-Could-Die ..||
But im Curious-To-Try, Anyway Back-To-About-Me ..||
This Shit is Factual Man, ur Smokin Crack-if-u-Doubt-Me ..||
My Mother is My Daddy's-Daughter ..||
Her Brother is My Daddy's-Father ..||
it Doesn't Make Sense But Then Nothing i Say-Does ..||
My Life is Nothing But Black Clouds And Grey-Doves ..||
Maybe i Should Kill Myself, i Work My Ass-Off-All-Day ..||
So ill Gas-The-Hallway And Wait Till i Pass-The-Tall-Gates ..||
it Didn't Work i Killed My Parents-instead ..||
The Gas Got To Them 1st While They Were There-in-Their-Bed ..||
Now im Locked-Up, Everyday That Passes Gets Chalked-Up ..||
The Food Gives Me The Shits, i Get Beat And This Block-Sucks ..||

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[MesaR]

<i> lmfao </i>

[Arvincible]

Lmao

The "fucked so hard the caows milk turned to butter" line had me rollin...

This is funny man

[- Mutual -]

this is sum real funny shit lmfao

[Cee4]

This was alrite. Obviously flow and multis wise it was spot on but i didnt find it that funny compared to most your other stuff. decent tho. it raised a few laughs