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how do you make a baby drink?.... put it in a blender
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean a ginger kid, with two friends?
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?
The brick gets laid.
and of course... the classic.......
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?.......
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The little boy who lives under my stairs.
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean a ginger kid, with two friends?
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?
The brick gets laid.
and of course... the classic.......
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?.......
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The little boy who lives under my stairs.
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You all suck at this game.
What is red and creeps up your leg?
-A homesick abortion.
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
-Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face.
What's the hardest thing about cooking vegetables?
-Getting their wheelchairs in the oven.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
-Your girlfriend chews before swallowing.
Why is a paedophile like a turtle?
-Because he gets there before the hare.
What's more fun than swinging a baby on a clothesline?
-Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
-A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
-Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
-There are twenty of them.
What's blue and fucks old people?
-Hypothermia
What's the definition of mixed feelings?
-When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
What do u call a black women that's had an abortion?
-Crimestopper
What do you call a one-armed deaf man?
-Anything you want; he can't hear you.
What do you call it when a dozen politicians die in a freak accident?
-A start.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?
-Cash and carry
A guy was having sex with a girl, and decided he was going to try his luck, flip her over and do her doggy-style. The girl didn't complain, and just went along with it. The guy got a little more daring and decided to stick his finger in her ass. She still didn't say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. The guy decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her ass.
The girl suddenly froze, looked back at him over her shoulder, and said "Don't you think it's a little presumptuous for you to think it's okay to fuck me in the ass?"
"Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old" he replied.
And now, I'm going to bed.
What is red and creeps up your leg?
-A homesick abortion.
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
-Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face.
What's the hardest thing about cooking vegetables?
-Getting their wheelchairs in the oven.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
-Your girlfriend chews before swallowing.
Why is a paedophile like a turtle?
-Because he gets there before the hare.
What's more fun than swinging a baby on a clothesline?
-Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
-A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
-Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
-There are twenty of them.
What's blue and fucks old people?
-Hypothermia
What's the definition of mixed feelings?
-When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
What do u call a black women that's had an abortion?
-Crimestopper
What do you call a one-armed deaf man?
-Anything you want; he can't hear you.
What do you call it when a dozen politicians die in a freak accident?
-A start.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?
-Cash and carry
A guy was having sex with a girl, and decided he was going to try his luck, flip her over and do her doggy-style. The girl didn't complain, and just went along with it. The guy got a little more daring and decided to stick his finger in her ass. She still didn't say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. The guy decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her ass.
The girl suddenly froze, looked back at him over her shoulder, and said "Don't you think it's a little presumptuous for you to think it's okay to fuck me in the ass?"
"Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old" he replied.
And now, I'm going to bed.
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