Most offensive jokes

8th · Post by **8th** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:19 am

This is based on nothing, promise.

List some of the most offensive jokes you've heard, or made up.

I forgot to comment in the thread, but when domino said "that little nigger was probably on PCP", that was really funny.

So yeah, offensive humor. list some.

Kurse · Post by **Kurse** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:09 am

What does a 9 mil. and Mr. Clean have in common?

Give up?

...They both put 'shines' on the floor.

Get it...get it!?!? Meh. I tried haha

Momeijah · Post by **Momeijah** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:05 pm

This isn't a Joke it's a Rant.

So i Was Watching This Show 'You've Been Maimed' And This Pen Salesman in a Mall Had Something That Sprung Out When Potential Buyers Took The Lid Off. Most People's Reactions Were Fright Followed By Laughter. Then He Does it To a Black Dude Who Just Got Angry And Started Threatening Him With The Whole 'Gangsta' Motions.

it Pisses Me Off Seeing that Kinda Shit it's Like Most Black People WANT To Be Stereotyped as Criminals, (Usually The Adolescent Ones Because Let's Face it Most Fucking Adolescents Are On a Quest To Make Themselves Look Good And impress Others). Then We Have Cokeheads Who Seem To Be Stuck in Adolescence While Like 30 Years Old in Their Faggoty BMW's On a Giant Poserfest. Fuck Those Fucks.

Maybe i Should Blame Gangsta Rap Because it Possesses These Young Suburban Blacks into Thinking That Being a Stereotype is Cool. (Even Though Most Gangsta Rappers Were Just Trying To Find a Secure Place in The World By Any Means Possible, Taking What Little Chances They Had). But Surprise Surprise The Bastards Misunderstand What is Being Said And All They Hear From it is 'it's Cool To Rob, Shoot, And Deal Because it Makes u Gangsta And if u Ain't Gangsta u Ain't Cool'.

Fuck Lol.

Momeijah · Post by **Momeijah** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:18 pm

Also My Mum Was Talking About The Neighbours Getting a New Bathroom Fitted And im Like 'Oh Cool is <insert Their Best Friend's Name> Doing it?' (But i Laughed When Saying it) And This is Why. My Mum Replies With 'He Has Cancer And u Know it That's Horrible'.

Turns Out He Died Like a Week Before i Made The Remark Lol.

Omega Bill · Post by **Omega Bill** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:57 am

A baby nigger dies. He goes to Heaven and asks the other angels "Hey, where's god?" and they point him in the direction. He finally reaches God and says "Look God! I'm an angel". God looks at him, puzzled, and says "No, you stupid nigger, you're a bat".

Theou · Post by **Theou** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:40 am

I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I think Heath Ledger has a really bright future as an actor.

MagicMark · Post by **MagicMark** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:07 am

A Doctor goes in to meet the mother and father and discuss their new born son.
The Doctor says "okay we have good news and bad news, which do you wan't first?". The parents say, "we'd like the bad news first", so the doctor explains, "okay, we'll the bad news is your son was born ginger, the good news is, he died 5 minutes ago"...

bad i know lol, ginger can be replaced with other things.. but thats how i heard it..

- Mutual - · Post by **- Mutual -** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:20 pm

Q:Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother...!!

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

cheesey but not bad

8th · Post by **8th** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:48 pm

^all cheesy, none good.

Kurse, meh,

Domino, shut up. (and your second post was really funny)

Alpha bill, funny, but heard before.

Theou, HAHA at the ledger joke. horrible. but funny.

Magic Mark, HAHAHA fucking gingers.

Any more?

Heres one: Raping a strippers not really rape. It's like taking extra food from the buffet line.

Momeijah · Post by **Momeijah** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:39 am

What Does a Nigger Say When He's Walking Past a Zebra?

'Now u See Me Now u Don't'.

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:10 pm

whats the difference between a dead nigger in the road a dead dog in the road?

the dead dog has tire marks leavin up to it.

whats the difference between a hardworkin nigger and bigfoot?

bigfoots been spotted

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:13 pm

what do u tell a bitch with 2 black eyes?

nothing u already told her twice

theres a spic a nigger and a white guy. they get one wish from a genie. the spic wishes for his ppl to be back in mexico. poof there back in mexico. the nigger wishes for all of his ppl to be back in africa. poof there back in africa.the white guy asks the genie "so your tellin me all the niggers and spics are outta my country?" the genie says yes the white looks around with a grin and says "well shit than. I'll have a Coke"

8th · Post by **8th** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:49 am

^ha, I forgot about that "Ill have a coke" joke. That shit is funny.

- Mutual - · Post by **- Mutual -** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:14 am

nice Dead funny shit

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:54 am

lol that 2 black eyed one cracked me up

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