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The Biggest Prison guard you seen thus far!!!

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Rick Ross was a Prison Guard Before He Was a Rapper LMAO
If Yall DOn't BElieve Me Look It Up Or i'll Post Up tHe Picture..

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damm he one big guard
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect

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LMFAO
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The dude talking about movin weight and all that is a corrections officer? Thats great. I'm glad Florida is so strict with positions like that.

Fucking Florida.
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i just saw the pics

that would explain the shaved head.Glasses and Beard
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^HA. He's lying.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... ross1.html
As we previously reported, despite vehement denials from Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts), Florida Department of Corrections (DoC) records show that the 32-year-old hip-hop star worked as a correctional officer for 18 months, until he resigned his $25,794.34 post in June 1997. In response to a TSG request, DoC officials released Ross's 86-page personnel file, excerpts of which you'll find on the following pages. The documents include Ross's employment application (below), which notes that he was a 1994 graduate of Miami's Carol City Senior High School and spent a year at Georgia's Albany State College, where he studied Criminal Justice. On a personal history form, he identifies Tommie Ann Roberts as his mother and Tawanda Roberts as his sister. Both women are prominently thanked in the liner notes to Ross's 2008 album "Trilla." Additionally, according to Florida Secretary of State records, Tommie and Tawanda serve as officers of Rick Ross Charities, a not-for-profit whose current address is identical to the one Ross himself provided on his DoC employment records. Other personnel records include a fingerprint card that was used during a criminal background check, and the resulting report showing that Ross was clean. In a supplemental application, Ross agreed to perform a wide ranger of correctional officer duties, including "shoot an inmate attempting to escape." He also signed a loyalty oath, listed Tawanda as his life insurance beneficiary, and received a certificate marking his completion of 540 hours of training. Ross's letter of appointment, payroll information, and "Certificate of Appreciation" for perfect attendance were also included in the DoC documents. The file also contains copies of Ross's Mississippi birth certificate, his Social Security card, and the former screw's June 1997 resignation letter, which offers the DoC thanks for "your interest in my career and for the experience I've gained through my employment." (20 pages)

Thats really fucking weak that he's lying about it. and hilarious
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Post by -MiiLz. »

Lol@ Rick Ross Lil Fat Ass ..In The First Link i See The Same Nose And The Same fatness On Both Forheads. This Dude is Stupid As Fuck He Aint Getting Away With Shit. LOL@ Him Claimin A Hacker Put His Face On Anotha Body ..The Kid is Stupid As Fuck. Plus i Never Thought He Was No G With Out Findin Out He Got Exposed ..To Much Rappers Gettin Exposed Now These New Rappers Aint Shit. Rappers Who Brag About They Dont Take Shit From No One Or Will Fight Any Nigga Daily Are Usually Fakes.
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ThaOneYouHate wrote:Lol Dont Kno Why He'd Lie About it...
Cause God forbid he have a legitimate job.


Hes like "NO, Thats a LIE. I was NEVER a productive member of society. I traffic cocaine. I have my pride."
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Post by complexity »

lol....

He also had perfect attendance and a certificate for it.
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LOL
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Post by -MiiLz. »

Yall Should Watch His Video On Youtube ..
it Sounds Fake As Hell "i Feel Disapointed
That He Would Even Say That, He Said That"??
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