Two days later or so, I'm sitting in here doing work or waiting to go to work or some shit, and i hear this thing fuckin grunting and stomping at me. It was a deer. Apparently they can be mean motherfuckers too when they want to. And I used to think they were cute.
Then the next day a fuckin raccoon tried to break into my house. This thing was a fuckin mutant. I didn't get a picture of him (batteries are dead on the camera) But i did shoot the nasty ass sonofabitch.
So basically, I wanna go back to the fuckin city.
