Aol Jokes ft. Typo ( last year)

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(00:20:43) TypeONuggative: aol sucks so much that the suckest OS, windows, even tried to keep it off.

(00:22:40) hard flows: Aol once had a good help desk. Until they switched to there own software.

(00:24:53) hard flows: Aol should be banned in hospitals, cuz they allow viruses.

(00:25:34) TypeONuggative: AOL was created in the image of Big Brother....but a whole lot less effecient.

(00:27:0Cool hard flows: Aol gives you 500 free hours. But the fine print says, must be used in one day.

(00:28:24) TypeONuggative: Aol the only way people would keep the cds they send in the mail...is if they bootlegged music with them.

(00:29:20) TypeONuggative: Whats the most useful use for a AOL cd?...a coaster, it takes water well.

(00:29:56) hard flows: If you get a lot of aol cd's in the mail, you know your neighbor doesn't like you

(00:30:5Cool TypeONuggative: aol is like too good of a whore, it will slowly get you on, then when you don't even know it...it will get you off.

(00:32:21) TypeONuggative: Aol is like a relationship, you connect...disconnect....connect....disconnect....connect....disconnect....then it just leaves you.

(00:36:03) hard flows: Aol's stock might go up and down. But there internet just stays down

(00:36:27) TypeONuggative: AOL has realized its so shitty that you cannot pay by the minute anymore, it just gives you unlimited times so you can finally get shit done...but it hasn't gotten out of charging too much for that unlimited time.

(00:38:54) hard flows: Aol, really stand's for Almost On Line

(00:40:07) hard flows: i asked to be took off aol's internet service, they said you been off since you purchased from us

(00:40:35) TypeONuggative: wait...sorry, we just got in that Aol stands for Aspiring to be On Line

(00:41:55) TypeONuggative: when you actually get a good lasting connection on AOL...it gives you a decent time...then...when you really need it...it reconnects...then reconnects...then reconnects...gives you a taste of it...then reconnects again: ( That's the true meaning of irony)

(00:42:3Cool hard flows: Aoll


(00:43:29) TypeONuggative: AOL is begining to mix in with the short text typing that gets involved on it...and is going to change its name to A-LOL...because its a laugh to even think about buying it.


(00:46:57) TypeONuggative: AOL is like a Penthouse...It has some really good looking things...some really ugly looking things...and when it comes down to structure and fillers...the whole running of aol...it has more shit than on the scat pictures.


(00:47:09) hard flows: Aol Messenger is used by a lot of people. Then again so is Std Medication. Doesn't mean your not infected.


(00:48:45) TypeONuggative: this just in...the maker of AOL has killed himself because he finally realized how much of a hypocracy he has made.

(00:49:06) hard flows: Nobody will work for aol anymore. Because one of the "benefits" is "free aol"

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