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CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUTS THE TOP OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
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Pizza Sauce Burns it.
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My Wang Bruises The Back Of ur Throat.
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Yeah That's Right Yours!
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Lmao Ya Momma Got Callouses On Her Tonsils CUZZA ME!
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Mafia Don: So . . . you come to me . . . with a favor. I ask you . . . why . . . do you want me to kill . . . Count Chocula?

Captain Crunch: That son of a bitch has been spreadin' lies. My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!

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Chicago wrote:Mafia Don: So . . . you come to me . . . with a favor. I ask you . . . why . . . do you want me to kill . . . Count Chocula?

Captain Crunch: That son of a bitch has been spreadin' lies. My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!

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lol dat shits so funny....aint dat from robot chicken?...if not...they have a scene like dat in it......n i HATE eating a pizza straight out da oven and having the joy of eating it be destroyed by nuclear bomb hot pizza sauce...n u end up wit swollen gums...lol n days later dat shit like peels off...maybe it jst happens to me cuz i cant wait for the cool down...hahhaaha.....next time it happens it prolly wont repair its happened so many times...lol
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AND U KNO WATS THE WORST?!?!?!.......eating chips....specifically doritos...and wen ur chewing its pointed up so it stabs da top of ur mouth...or wen it goes down not fully chewed n its side ways n scrapes ur esophogus all the way down n u feel like u cant breathe and ur gonna die!...lol
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Viral wrote:AND U KNO WATS THE WORST?!?!?!.......eating chips....specifically doritos...and wen ur chewing its pointed up so it stabs da top of ur mouth...or wen it goes down not fully chewed n its side ways n scrapes ur esophogus all the way down n u feel like u cant breathe and ur gonna die!...lol
i Hate That Shit, And When u Swallow Something Hot And it Seems To Take Forever Slithering Down ur Throat So u Sit There Patting ur Chest Like Fuuuuuuck Man.
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or u eat somethin hot and its not so hot wen it first goes into ur mouth till u chew it and it blows up like a grenade n burns da back of ur throat and shit...lol
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[font=Comic Sans MS]^^^I hear you there.

That fucking dorito thing is true too. Chewing chewing chewin, then it's like AH FUCK! Then you rub it and it's numb and shit. Hate that.[/font]
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LOL!!..yeah...i always cook dem bitches for like 2 minutes or more....to make sure it aint like dat...u could always stab ur finger in da middle n see if its hot...lol or use a fork....dat way u dont end up eating half of it hot n getting to da cold part...cuz den it kills ur appetite...lol
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^ lol
its so hard to get them perfect though. because u can either undercook it or overcook it. it sucks. you get so hyped up for it than it just kills u when u fuck it up.but when you do it get it perfect you start going crazy
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