Mannequin Freestyle!

Cazmatrolium · Post by **Cazmatrolium** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:11 am

Time for another drop from ya boy C.A.Z, im back again
Ive been gettin knocked out... a bit like Ricky Hatton then
Jokes ive been busy on da mic and with a pad and pen
Except da other day when i heard sirens and started panicin
All coz i broke into a clothes store and stole a mannequin
You would of thought somebody got shot or stabbed
So ran out da back coz i didnt wanna get caught or nabbed
Stopped a cab and had him take me to my pad then gave him a jab
Jumped out and ran, safely back home i think i got away with it
Threw da mannequin on da bed and started to play with it
Now im on top of a doll that i just stole that aint even got a shit hole
Damn bitch, shame it aint one of those Â£5000 "Real Dolls"
It aint got a gash so with a bit of D.I.Y now it got a drill hole
Now it got a pussy, i'll lube it up with Vaseline now its all mooshy
Shave my pubes and super-glue em to her now she all bushy
Cushdy... this will save me money in da long run
I can afford to go out now and do pills and pop one
But fuck it im on one, my mind is wasted its already gone son!!

Cee4 · Post by **Cee4** » Sun May 04, 2008 3:59 am

funniest verse ever!!!

Except da other day when i heard sirens and started panicin
All coz i broke into a clothes store and stole a mannequin

Damn bitch, shame it aint one of those Â£5000 "Real Dolls"
It aint got a gash so with a bit of D.I.Y now it got a drill hole
Now it got a pussy, i'll lube it up with Vaseline now its all mooshy
Shave my pubes and super-glue em to her now she all bushy
^^^^
lol

Arvincible · Post by **Arvincible** » Sun May 04, 2008 8:08 am

lmao great shit man, real slim shady-like wittiness.

I told you to keep writing man, dont slo down cuz ur getting better.
your flow is there and definately the humor. those are strong weapons against people and for entertainment

keep it up man

|.R.SON.aLL.| · Post by **|.R.SON.aLL.|** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:43 am

I`ma agree Wit Arv ..
Cus I enjoyed Tha Verse ..
It Was Hella Koo ..
Entertainment is Like One Of Tha Strongest Points in Battlin ..
Knowin U Can Rip Them By ya Humor Can Tell U That ..Lol

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:09 am

agreed with all of the above

shit was funny. kinda got off topic from robbin a store to fuckin a blowup doll but all in all it was funny shit keep it up

Cee4 · Post by **Cee4** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:17 am

^^^^
nah Dead Silence he stayed on topic. u aint readin it right.

u steal the mannequin then drill a a pussy in it and stick some pubes on it
then you got a blow up doll but its better coz u cant burst it

happens all the time over here!

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:24 am

ohhh alright

i didnt quiet read it right than

my bad dude

Cazmatrolium · Post by **Cazmatrolium** » Wed May 07, 2008 12:36 am

Thanks for all da feedback guys! Much appreciated!

B-Bear · Post by **B-Bear** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:38 pm

Dude, u gotta be british.. !! lol.. that's the only one's on the planet earth who got the fucked-up mind and creativity to write such a verse.. fuckin HILARIOUS!! haha.. !!

.... still laughing!

Cazmatrolium · Post by **Cazmatrolium** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:49 am

Ha ha yep im British!

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