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-SoahKGniK-
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Soahk | Hazard (Soahk)

Post by -SoahKGniK- »

6 bars max
first 5 (3-0) k.o.
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-~Win Record~-   
[font=Comic Sans MS]1.)Blitz     
2.)Rell Fiasco    
3.)ThaOneYouHate
4.)Lawgix
5.)Samuri JK
6.)Samuri JK
7.)Domino
8.)Subsist+DAGUY+Sequence
9.)Sequence
10.)Rell Fiasco
11.)TypeO
12.)Cee4
13.)Precise[/font]


-~Loss Record~-
[font=Comic Sans MS] 1.)Kurse
2.)Symbolikull drunkenjesus*tag*
3.)Ladysam
4.)Ekoms
5.)Symbolikull
6.)Rhino (Personal D.Q. Poor attempt)
7.)Ekoms
8.)Domino[/font]



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-SoahKGniK-
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Post by -SoahKGniK- »

here ya go , i havnt spit in like almost a year so its not up to par...

I got nigguhs that fuck bitches like u in prison, beatin me is practicly unforgivin basicly forbidden...
Im bored kid u remind me of a whore-spittin, ur career wouldnt hit the fast lane even if u are "More-DRIVEN"...

Cut u deep till u bleed an leave the scene with a ruptured spleen n dior need of a teen of powder morphine...
Drown u in a pool behind the school fulla chlorine, spoil'n more-dreams then a future previously "foreseen"..

See ya later aligator handle-n-dismantle this hater do the site a favor an decimate another purpatrator...
Here sign this paper its a legal waiver cuz if u start actin any braver im gonna have ta hurt ya player...

Hazard U fake as fuck and aint "blendin-in" sorry if i offend-u-friend but u sweeter then an "M&M"..
Takin in ten-men-n-sendin-them to turn feminem, so u dont feel queer when bendin-em ta stick ya "tendon-IN"...

U a burden on the game an im a fuckin savage for baggeg, lil faggot u dont belong here start packin...
Im clappin ya with rappin maybe u should practice ya actin cuz im literaly taxin-that-ass-with-facts-kid.

GO TO THE EMERGENCY CUZ IT BURNS TA PEE DONT BOTHER CONVERSING ME i capitolized this line due to URGENCY...
I know ya hurtin-ta-see the next words-i-free wondering if imma completely steal it "CLEAN" an i mean "detergent free"...
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-~Win Record~-   
[font=Comic Sans MS]1.)Blitz     
2.)Rell Fiasco    
3.)ThaOneYouHate
4.)Lawgix
5.)Samuri JK
6.)Samuri JK
7.)Domino
8.)Subsist+DAGUY+Sequence
9.)Sequence
10.)Rell Fiasco
11.)TypeO
12.)Cee4
13.)Precise[/font]


-~Loss Record~-
[font=Comic Sans MS] 1.)Kurse
2.)Symbolikull drunkenjesus*tag*
3.)Ladysam
4.)Ekoms
5.)Symbolikull
6.)Rhino (Personal D.Q. Poor attempt)
7.)Ekoms
8.)Domino[/font]



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Haz
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Post by Haz »

"See" u "Shouldnt Try" like Veiwin-Crack "Cant Tell if its Pussy Or Butt" Wut u "DOIN BACK?!?!"
Wutever you BREWIN WACK One Verse'll Have you "Gettin Green" Lyk ya Bars PURSUIN STACKZ

This Bum Looks like he Ain AFFORDIN A THING Lookin Like a Character off LORD Of DA RINGS
Does illest Kno wut Position Dis BROTHER-IS-IN He ain "Pree paird" Lyk a Clueless Preg MOTHER-WID-TWINZ

You a Nobody it Ain Fine-Ta-Speak Like The Milita During The Revoluntionary war ya LINES IS WEAK
Cut U in Pieces Then Sort-Ya-Body u Culdnt "Shit on a Trac" even if Runnaz have a PORT-TA-PODDIE

Put Um Behind Bars Like This Prick-a-Perp-See u Ain Fuckin With Me Like a Chick-With-Herpes..
Fruity Ass Niggah U a KEEWEE-G ( a Mistake Livin) ya Pops "Slipd u in" Like a D-V-D!

Ya Notebook needs 2 Be GOIN-2-DAY Cus ya Lyrics like a Benchd Pitcha Needa be THROWIN-A-WAY!!
Deres No Way ya Flow-Wins Where This "Pro-Bin" He shuld say "FUCK RAPPIN" like advertisin TRO-JINZ!!
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Post by Kurse »

Well seeing how nobody specified any cats or house rules...I'ma take a stab at it and vote on what I read.

Flow- Goes to Khaos...alot easier to read and better structure than Haz's
Punches- Go to Haz...I found a few of them more entertaining than Khaos'
(**Put Um Behind Bars Like This Prick-a-Perp-See u Ain Fuckin With Me Like a Chick-With-Herpes..
Fruity Ass Niggah U a KEEWEE-G ( a Mistake Livin) ya Pops "Slipd u in" Like a D-V-D!) --funny--
Entertainment- Overall entertainment goes to Khaos, both had their high-points but Khaos inched it out.
Multiwork- Khaos by a mile.
Personals- Haz kinda kicked dirt on Khaos with a few personals

Overall Vote- King Khaos

Not bad for a comeback verse. Decent battle.

Khaos leads 1-0
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Post by Omega Bill »

People needa state what cats so I'm voting same cats as Kurse:

Punches - Hazard
Personals - Hazard
Flow - KingKhaos
Multis - KingKhaos
Entertainment - Khaos - It was more entertaining to read due to a solid flow

Haz - You had some dope punches, as you can tell cause you won that cat, but you just slapped your verse together.

Vote - Khaos
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Post by Cee4 »

Punches - Tie
Personals - Hazard
Flow - King Khaos
Multis - King Khaos
Entertainment - King Khaos

Vote King Khaos

decent battle. good to see people come back to the site
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Post by Omega Bill »

Closed and Updated.

Not bad guys.
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