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My Day
Today, I went to a funeral which happened to be near a Barack Obama campaign stop ( I was originally planning to just go to that). Unfortunately, the line was literally a mile long. I later found out that 2000 people were turned away. I figured, they would be. I guess, Barack came out and talked to them for 10 minutes after.
The auditorium probably holds a couple thousand people. In comparision Hilary's turnout only had 1,500 and nobody was turned away.
So, I decided, fuck it, and went to play at a Casino. I was only going to spend like 20 bucks and then leave.
Well, I go in and lose 5 bucks on the first slot machine. A girl next to me, says here. And puts 100 dollars into my machine. Then she goes onto say, one hand washes another. I thought she was trying to seduce me and wanted to take a bath or something, but I was like alright. She said, she won 3,800 dollars last night.
A few minutes later, I'm down 10 bucks and her boyfriend comes over to her. I guess, she wasn't trying to seduce me.
So I left, 90 bucks richer.
I went, and bought alcohol. Now, I am home.
Moral of the story. When you're going to casino's just fucking sit next to people who look like they are doing a good job.
The auditorium probably holds a couple thousand people. In comparision Hilary's turnout only had 1,500 and nobody was turned away.
So, I decided, fuck it, and went to play at a Casino. I was only going to spend like 20 bucks and then leave.
Well, I go in and lose 5 bucks on the first slot machine. A girl next to me, says here. And puts 100 dollars into my machine. Then she goes onto say, one hand washes another. I thought she was trying to seduce me and wanted to take a bath or something, but I was like alright. She said, she won 3,800 dollars last night.
A few minutes later, I'm down 10 bucks and her boyfriend comes over to her. I guess, she wasn't trying to seduce me.
So I left, 90 bucks richer.
I went, and bought alcohol. Now, I am home.
Moral of the story. When you're going to casino's just fucking sit next to people who look like they are doing a good job.
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he doesn't have a social life, posting about actually going outside and talking to people is a first for him, leave the poor kid alone
casinos are ill, i can't go to them though, if i gamble on anything more than scratch off tickets or a claw machine i end up waking up with a hooker and hangover in another city
casinos are ill, i can't go to them though, if i gamble on anything more than scratch off tickets or a claw machine i end up waking up with a hooker and hangover in another city
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

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Lmao. Everyone raises some great points.drunken jesus wrote:he doesn't have a social life, posting about actually going outside and talking to people is a first for him, leave the poor kid alone
casinos are ill, i can't go to them though, if i gamble on anything more than scratch off tickets or a claw machine i end up waking up with a hooker and hangover in another city
I was hoping to spark some conversation about Barack as well.
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Inside was possibly 10,000 people, I guess.
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