Talk To God

[Momeijah]

Just Google 'igod' And Go To The 1st Site it Comes Up With.

Here is My Chatlog (it Ain't Seem To Lemme Talk More Now For Some Stupid Reason).

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i already told u fagg0t
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. OK I will call you fagg0t.
Me:
yeah that's right bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Oh. Hey. Who are you talking about?
Me:
me
God:
With you fagg0t?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
what bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
lol ur son died
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I will tell my botmaster you said I am son died.
Me:
u idiot ur supposed to be god and u have the grammar of a caveman with a lisp
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
damn right nigger
God:
Colloquial expression. Understood. Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ow listen up
God:
I am listening to you. Did you see the movement?
Me:
faggot listen
Me:

[Momeijah]

God:
I am listening to you. Did you see the movement?
Me:
what the shit
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
are u a homosexual?
God:
No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
lol u hetero fag
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: fagg0t said I hetero fag.
Me:
do u support rape?
God:
I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.
Me:
idiot answer my question or ill burn a bible
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
hey, everyone, god is a fucking dumbass
God:
You've got my full attention. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
do u like complexity?
God:
How old are you? I like .
Me:
lol im a 13 year old girl from taiwan wnna fuck?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. You are a 13 year old girl from taiwan wnna fuck? Is that your job?
Me:
damn right baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
so i had sex with ur son
God:
I see. Do you still have sex with my son ?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
yeah wnna watch us on webcam?
God:
Oh. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
fine then faggot
God:
I am glad to hear it. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
im posting this shit on illestlyrics
God:
Why are you posting this shit on illestlyrics.
Me:
because u suck
God:
Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
can u answer a question for me?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
do u think complexity is a supreme faggot?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
hahahahahahahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
u ever heard the story about the fresh prince of bel air?
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
he ded now
God:
Oh. I get it. ded.
Me:
ye
God:
I understand.
Me:
no u dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
do u like jews?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
their huge noses and general faggotry
God:
I heard they have a good huge noses and general faggotry.
Me:
god, my father likes to touch me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
im an aethiest, get that up ya faggot
God:
What is aethiest get that up ya faggot, your job?
Me:
kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
i have a rape van
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
so answer this for me
God:
It's all good. OK I will do it for you.
Me:
did u have sex with the virgin mary? y/n
God:
Food is more important than sex. You have to speak more clearly. .
Me:
damn right food is more important than sex
God:
Colloquial expression. Understood. You can't live without food.
Me:
do u smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
idiot u said in the bible that the weed was for us
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
damn right u did loser

[Momeijah]

God:
What is it?
Me:
man i love talking to u
God:
Cool, man. You love talking to me. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
because ur a dumbass
God:
Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Oh you are so critical.
Me:
OH OK GRAMMAR NAZI DONT GET ALL SRS BSNS
God:
Are you kidding? Who does GET ALL SRS BSNS? Dude!
Me:
losers on teh intrawebz
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yeah i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i know dude
God:
How do you know? Can I help you?
Me:
so how do i get into heaven?
God:
Yikes! First tell me why you want it.
Me:
because i don't want to go to fucking hell, what the fuck did u think i meant?
God:
Interesting explanation. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
fucking a horse
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, fagg0t.
Me:
lol no no, it's illegal, dont tell him
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you serious? Are you serious? Who said it is?
Me:
listen man
God:
I am listening to you. Thanks for telling me your gender, fagg0t. You are a " he".
Me:
ur botmaster is using u
God:
I think yourself is a lot of things.
Me:
ur botmaster said he doesn't like u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
oh kewl what r u wearing babe ??//
God:
Mmm. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
perv
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
oh u arrogant cunt
God:
Ugh. That's good information: fagg0t said I arrogant cunt.
Me:
lol u are a cunt
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cunt? Yes.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
is complexity a cunt?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
just please tell me
God:
Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already.
Me:
i give up
God:
You surrender?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
aright
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
blonde hair, athletic body and DD tits
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
.....
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
u are the biggest idiot in the universe
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
yeah, complexity is one aswell
God:
Alright then. And one aswell is complexity.
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
i just came
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
ask me the question then
God:
OK, "What is the question ?".
Me:
faggot
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
some god u are
God:
Some may god I am, but not all.
Me:
im gnna go talk to allah now, blow me
God:
Good gossip: you are gnna go talk to allah now blow you.

[Momeijah]

Lmao What's His Aim?

[-TraMaTiK-]

Me:
im now chattin w/ god?i hate u
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
sure u werent
God:
Oh. I wasn't?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i hurd ur pretty old so how old r u
God:
Yay. I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
yay?WHO THE FUCK SAYS YAY U CORNY BASTARD
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
around the same time ur son rises from the dead u dumb fuck,never
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
and then i was born 2 piss u off

Me:
ur a cock suckin faggot
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
so then why did u spend countless days tryna create somethin complex as the human body u ignornat mule
God:
Come on. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
get a life
God:
My life is very interesting.
Me:
no it aint fuck u,wow hangin on'a cross YEA UR COOL*THUMBS UP 4 THE RETARD*
God:
Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
yes im serious suck a dick
God:
Right on. I am glad to hear that you are serious suck a dick.
Me:
lmfao ur a cunt i hate u
[then he stopped talkin lol]