Jesus Weekly Review 1

[drunken jesus]

Somethings are shitty, somethings are good, most reviews are misleading, i will be bringing you the cold hard truth once a week of something i don't or do like, nothing in between cause thats just stupid

This weeks item: Dan In Real Life

First impression: Steve Carell, Dane Cook, Old White Dude from Frasier, eh... it's going to at least be funny.

No.

Storyline: Steve meets his brother danes bitch doesn't know its danes bitch falls in love with her after simple chit chat and now hes trying to hide his ambitions to fuck her from dane, because its dane's bitch and steve is the pussy in the family

Creative? No, Realistic? No

Pros? It showed Steve & Dane can somewhat act in a non-comedy, although this was a shittily wrote non-comedy which was marketed as a comedy

Cons? Corny storyline, poor supporting cast, the main bitch isn't even who cares if its your brothers ho hott shes extremely average, unreleastic scenario, its not a comedy, its not well written, its an old concept

Recent analogy: Take away all the comedic aspects of "Employee of the Month" replace Dane with Steve & Dax with Dane, hit Jessica Simpson in the face with a brick, die her hair black, take the chick flick and cornyness levels & skyrocket them until your left with a dickless chick flick that paris hilton could've wrote


In closing WWJD: Not see it. This movie isn't good, even if you're a big fan of Dane Cook or Steve Carrell, its not even a good chick flick, its horribly written with forgettable characters

[8th]

this is random.


but jeah, i would not have seen this. now i def. wont.


but i got a strange feeling you wasted your breath.

[drunken jesus]

yeah it was random, i just watched it and it was so shitty i was suprised i didn't hear any bad things about it so i figured i'd warn others who figured it'd be a decent movie cause of steve carell and dane cook, the parts in the commercial are literally the only mildly funny parts, the chick isn't even cute, which is extremely critical in these types of movies shes barely do-able at best


i wouldn't even fuck with this bitch if she was dating my worst enemy

its just a glance of the overall execution of the movie, everything is lacking and horribly done, 2 comedians as brothers with a non-funny relationship, in love with a bitch that looks like a trucker, doesn't make any sense at all

false advertisment pisses me off cause it makes me skeptical of all shit that seems worthwhile

[RH1NO]

the funniest parts of all movies are always in the previews im sure you know to sell tickets

but people dont learn that they get the previews for free n thats all theyll remember anyway

save your 8 or 10 bucks people or wait n make it a blockbuster night the foods cheaper at home