Osama bin Laden Lusts for Whitney Houston, Talks of Killing

[Conspiracy]

Osama bin Laden may want to blast off the United States and everyone on it, but not before he gets a hold of singer Whitney Houston, whom he allegedly refers to as "the most beautiful woman he's ever seen."

According to Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, and who was a writer for the soap opera The Days of Our Lives until she was let go last month, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting," reports the New York Post.

Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer, stating "He said he wanted to give [her[ a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.

"[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband -- Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

Boof also says, "In his briefcase, I would come acroos photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearng Whitney Houston's name."

Though Osama lusts for Whitney, he supposedly still managed to make racist remarks towards Black women, saying "African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures."

[16 Micz]

lmfao i wonder how whitney houston should respond to this..fuckin crazy.

[complexity]

This is weird as fuck...

[Viral]

mah friend wanted me to look dat bitch up..and SHES UGLY!!..ahhh...(the reporter)

[Skywalker]

i think she should go for it..hes sexy as fuck

[precise]

wow, sucks to be whitney, probably sucks worse to be bobby