I AM GOD

[Momeijah]

LOL WORD BEST EARLY BDAY PRESENT EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Ok, So My idiot Neighbour Was in Trying To Sound All Smart Again Talking To My Mum. i Come Through And Start Talking And The Neighbour Gets Up Like 'im Leaving i Can't Stand Him' So i Just Go 'u Are a Fucking idiot, And ive Been Waiting To Tell u This For a Long Time' So She Calls Me immature Because im Shouting 'VICTORYYYY!!!!!!!' And Then She Threatens To Get Her 23 Year Old Son To Beat Me Up. Now She's Always Calling Me Cheeky And Saying i Show No Respect, Well Get This. i Say;

'YEAH AND UR ALWAYS ASKING ME TO RESPECT U? WHAT'S THERE TO RESPECT ABOUT A SCHEMING BITCH THREATENING ME WITH VIOLENCE!? GET OUT.'

i am God. i Hope She Can't Sleep With Anger Tonight.

[Kurse]

lmfao.

[Momeijah]

Justice is Good.

Man That Bitch Got Drunk Two Years Ago And Beat Me Over The Head With My Timberlands When i Was Being 'Cheeky'****.


****Cheeky = Something Adults Made Up To Say When The 'Dumb 16 Year Old' Tells Them They're Wrong.

[Dead Silence]

HAHAHAH OMG thats really funny. i could picture u chanting "VICTORY!!" hahaha good job man.

maybe next time she leaves her house u should go in and like leave like 20 mice run free or a big fuckin snake in her toilet haha thats what i did to this one kid i hated and he got so fuckin pissed he thought it was me but i was like uhhh it was my brother so he got in trouble for it hahaha.