Ted Danson Facts

[Momeijah]

Just Like Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Jack Bauer And David Hassellhoff Facts, MAKE UP UR OWN! Lol.

Here's a Shitty One From Me To Start it Off.

Ted Danson Does Stand Up Comedy.......... Sitting Down.

[SlickMex]

Ted Danson has nothing on Chuck Norris

1 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4 The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5 There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6 Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7 The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8 Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9 Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

[drunken jesus]

Ted Danson doesn't let the good times roll, he rolls for good times

[Dead Silence]

1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
10. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
11. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
12. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
13. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
14. Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

[Momeijah]

[Momeijah]

Yup Haha. He's in Becker Aswell.

[complexity]

Becker is the best show of "ever"

[Cee4]

fuck Ted Danson
back to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[RH1NO]

^^haha pretty good ones

but Ted Danson has done ALL OF THAT TWICE

[Cee4]

^^haha pretty good ones

but Ted Danson has done ALL OF THAT TWICE

lol