Blonde Jokes

[Momeijah]

Post ur Fucking Blonde Jokes!!!

ill Start it Off.

Doctor - 'Well i Have Some Good News Miss, ur Pregnant!'

Blonde - 'OMG is it Mine!?'





Ok........... GO!

[Dead Silence]

there was a blond a red head and a brunette robbin a store. they heard the police come and they saw these potatoe sacks and jumped in. the police came in checked everything out and went to tha sacks and the red head saw the police man in front of her and she thinks to herself wat can she act like? then she says oh a puppy and she starts barking. the police man moved on to the next one where the brunette was. the brunette caught on to wat the red head did and started to meow like a cat. then the police moved on and came to tha blond. she also like the brunette caught on to wat the red head did. but she couldnt think of ne other animals coz they took the easiest one. then when the police man was standing there the blond goes "POTATOE POTATOE" haha

[Lawgix]

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

[Dead Silence]

hahahaha

[RH1NO]

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.

[precise]

how come the blonde waited 2 months before changing her babys diaper?

...cause it said "good for up to 20 pounds" on the box


why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

..she didnt want "hearing aids"


how do you change a blondes mind????

...blow in her ear


whats a blonde say when you blow in her ear??

... thanks for the refill



why was the blonde fired from her job as a cattle rancher??

... she couldnt keep her "calves" together



what do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown????

... artificial intelligence!!!

haha as you may be able to tell, blonde women just love me, i know a ton of them cause of my "101 blonde jokes" poster





ok ill tell one more!


a guy goes into a bar n sais "so, who wants top hear a blonde joke????" ... the bartender stops him and sais, "before you tell that joke theres 5 things you should know: 1) that blonde over by the pooltable, shes a sniper for the FBI, 2) see that blonde over at that table? shes an award winning heavyweight wrestler, 3) the blonde right beside you is an astro physacist 4) the blonde in the corner is a rocket scientist and 5) im a blonde with a law degree... now do you REALLY wanna tell that joke????????!!!!!" ....... the guy thinks about it for a sec n sais.... "well not if im gonna have to explain it 5 times"

[RH1NO]

lmao @ the last 1

[Dead Silence]

hahaha wow heres a classic guys

how do u kill a blond?
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of tha pool

ahahahahah that was so funny! *says sarcasticly* lol

[RH1NO]

^^ fuckin ginger

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[Lawgix]

[Momeijah]

C'mon Post More Jokes!

[Hollow]

whyd the blonde crawl up the tree witta hockey stick?



to play with the maple leafs lmmfao

[Dead Silence]

^^^nice

[Dead Silence]

haha thats a classic^^