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The Kid vs Big P(thekid)

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yo imma man to this streets and u aint nothing but a bitch when u eat//
im rel and u aint down for shit one more cock tha thing so u can sleep//

why must i always turn my back on battle ignorant MCs??//
i dont see the point in wastein my lines on battlin wanna-be's//

dawg just checkup and sit right the fuck down//
dont be embarrassed when i make u clown//

serously when i battle little niggas its embarrassing to my crew//
start calling me the only father that u never knew//

lets start a beef i got the ingredients to get this shit hot on fire//
this is gonna be ur last battle before i make u retire//

i see ur ranking is elite freestyler man thats false,WHACK//
imma give u the ranking of a man with out a pulse,FACT//

so what does the "P" stand for in big P i dont understand//
must be PUSSY coz u tryin to hold another mans hand//

im pumped up im ready to go i got the the tightest flow on the planet//
because if u really new me you no the hypest don't panic//
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Post by BigP »

Fuck B-Boi, Fuck MC-E yall suck jus like a ho suckin the "magic-stick"//
Gonna Make Random Recordz disapear like if I was doing a "magic-trick"//

Fuck The Mother Fucking Kid Ya aint got nothing on Gangsta P//
Your Whiter Than Grandite, Aint Nothing But A Wanksta B//

Keep stopin, Thinkin of what I did wrong, and sayin im "fuckin em all"//
Still Hating on Random Records so we are "Roughin em all"//

If I see anything valuable on you imma snatch that "shit and run"//
You aint a real rapper, Your just a plain pussy cuz "snitch for fun"//

Just cause we was once homies, don't think I wont "diss ya hard"//
you just those types of niggas that pray to god, and "wish lika tard"//

You asked for help cuz you was new, so I helped ya, then ya fucked me"//
come to your hood, to hook up with your girl, "then she fucked me"//

Messin wit the Bloods, yeah we got peoples all over "the world"//
We all fucked you up, told us to take it easy, "then ya hurld"

Dawg, I never liked anything you made, your jus a "phoney"//
Cryin cuz you aint got a girl, now ya all "lownly"//
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Post by Dead Silence »

im glad you said fuck my CREW, because that means no one is behind you//
i don't know why u gotta be fuckin wit link 22, because u told me shit i already knew//

and you talk about me being LONELY, bitch wheres ur crew at please show me//
and how u gonna call me a PHONY,when u always ask me if you can blow me//

dawg theres nothing i can SNATCH valuable from you coz u got on a candy neckless//
imma leave ur limbs UNATTACHED and ur flow is outta control like its drivin reckless//

Mr. Peter Griffin im sorry to offend u but u just plain 'ol fat//
if i try to get one of ur twinkies u gonna striaght up snatch that//

Motherfucking Gangsta P? man thats shits not even funny its Big Pussy man up and have it accepted//
dawg this line right here is gonna be longer than what ur penis is fully erected//

its not even funny anymore just let me end ur rap career before u ever got it started//
your rymes are SLOW they WEAK they have no FLOW and no PEAK and u make the actusally Peter Griffin sound less retarded//

haha so that makes ur 2 times slower than u thought u already were//
why must that past bout me fucking ur mother always re-accure?//

next time u RHYME put truth in ur LINES coz ur sounding like a RED FAKE// (fake blood)
everytime i try to read ur lines it gives me a major HEAD ACHE//
Last edited by Dead Silence on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by BigP »

From the way people act on the forum to you//
you 15 years old, act like your supposed to//

I aint a pussy, at least I never sucked off a guy//
you say you love girl but after that night, now you bi//

at least acandy necklace is worth more than you got//
you spend all your dough on shit jus like pot//

and smoke that shit up, and actin like you gettin more than a buzz//
you can fake shit oftem, might as well be in the drama club, cuzz//

you thought you bought weed, but it was just oregano//
cuz all my people sell to fags like you is oregano//

you aint nothing but a cock sucker, might as well do that for a living//
call your self a real rapper? a real street banger? you gotta be kidding//

I come from a bad area, you come from a good area, dont fuck it up//
holla at me if you need some more oregano, yeah your really fucked up//

wrote this in less than 5 mins, you took hours, but yet i killed you//
got your moms credit card info, bought 100's of dollars of shit, did she bill you?//



[I really took like 5 mins on this, so yeah it kinda sucks, but yeah he sucks at writing that he takes hours on, if I would of took more time i can murda him jus with less then 8 bars of text! AHA. peace.]

votes can start now cuz i dropped 2nd verse.
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Post by Cee4 »

all categorys the kid

Vote=The Kid

Big P your second verse was terrible
Now kiss and make up
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Post by Lawgix »

first verse... big p killed it... thats why i think that 420 kid wanted to go 2 rounds in 1 battle... cause he knew big p would come soft in a second verse... but i read and read and read over and over... and i still think no matter what big p's first verse killed both of the kids verse so my vote goes to none the less BIG P... good job man i can see some elevation... just keep workin on ur vocab dude... and the kid you REALLY REALLY REALLY need to work on some shit... in ur second verse the first 3 bars were okay... but then it just fell the fuck off... n thats where big p nailed it...

so vote = big p

its 1-1 tied uppin for votes...

btw... big p and the kid... since u all are supposedly beefin now... if either one of you battle anybody else from the site... i don't want to see hate votes go towards each other... so we can keep it fair and even... if u happen to see either one inna battle let the other members of IL vote... and u just stay out of it...
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Post by RH1NO »

FLOW-TIE
PUNCHES-TIE
PERSONALS-TIE

VOTE = 420

HIS SUCKED LESS

2-1 KID
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Post by Gutta »

this battle was hard to read

flow:neither
personals: neither
punches:neither

ah fuck it im gonna vote for mothafuckin Big P!
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Post by Momeijah »

Vote - Big P
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Post by -SoahKGniK- »

Punches=Kid
Personals=kid
Flow=Neither

Overall vote- Kid
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

punches- thekid
personals- neither
flow- thekid

vote" the kid

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